oh absolutely

and it can go one of two ways for poke'land

yes please tell me your thoughts

either the costumes are just fursuits with cut-out holes for the peoples faces (aka faceboys) or they're elaborate and functional ballet costumes like the beatrix potter ballet (pics incoming)

ok but what if I'm sick in the head and I want it to be just as star studded and visually catastrophic as Cats The Musical The Feature Film (2019)

you could have that future

if you believe

Oh my god

honestly I love to assume that there's a massive industry for movies that SHOULD be cheap shitty knockoffs of "real" movies but those are just the originals in pokemon land

maybe this world's version of Cats is somehow even worse

the existence of a Cats the Musical movie implies a Cats the Musical stage show. Which is hilarious, since Lust does sometimes perform in actual musicals in ecruteak

Oh No

he actually goes to those

Clearly Lust needs to get a part in a weird, cat Pokemon based musical

I think I need him to develop a Cats Obsession independent of this

that will make the effect all the more devestating

Please

And I've absolutely had Lust get parts in expies of other famous musicals. She even got the lead in a tiny no-name theater production of Eeveeta. (I'm damn proud of that pun.)

please let BJ find out about this. the one thing he knows about this man

Heather and Envy recently attended Sweeney Toddish: The Demon Florist of Bounsweet Street

courtesy of Loop handing out flyers for it lmfao

I wonder how Henry feels about musicals. He was a film and photography kid. maybe their department had like...beef with the theater dept. so now he like appreciates the art of theater but there's just that TASTE in the back of his mind

Scar is caught humming fucking cat tunes while doing the laundry

This would be an interest he would be very secretive about because that musical really is so bizarrely horny

he would not want anyone to know

which absolutely means BJ should know

heuheuheuhuh

BJ loves a show so he'd go see it and be like "oh. OH. OH MY MAN LARRY IS FUCKED UP YEAH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

HEY ENJOYS THE CATS IT'S NOT WEIRD X:[

THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE SONGS AND JOBS

he would play him cats tunes on his ukelele

scar, beet-red as he explains that it's simply clever and cute that the song attributes one of the cat's moving objects around in the room when you're not looking to "magic"

oh my god

THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE SONGS AND JOBS

they ALL have little songs and jobs it's NOT WEIRD

Scar, so enamored with the idea of cats with songs and jobs that he completely forgets the bodysuits

I fucking love this

this is my new obsession

I wasn't even thinking about how Scar would feel about Cats, but this is so much better

he's not shy about his interests at all, but he would be weird about Cats

because it is.... fucking weird. and horny in that. bizarre, terrible way

which he would ADAMANTLY denied

deny*