sans undertale

sans wouldn't cause the apocalypse, he'd just laugh at the other three and leave

loki

of course

loki, how could I have missed it

can't believe you didn't go to loki first

can't believe i didn't go to loki first

we have both failed the exam and are expelled from tumblr university

I was going to offer reigen but I don't think he'd cause the apocalypse either

eh, they'll let me back in for warning them of the sexymen apocalypse

millennialfalcon: yeah, from what I know of him that seems ooc

that's okay, then, i haven't been to lectures since nipplegate anyway

nipplewhat

the female presenting nipples

oh, that

i wandered off when people kept leaving tumblr and i just never came back

tbh i kind of feel like it was a good move for me

the Tetris L Block

but now all my tumblr lore comes second-hand through strange aeons videos

SamuraiMarmoset: ....what

the L-shaped block from Tetris, from that time it won a "best character ever" poll (which as we all know is legally binding) and people were losing it over it

not even humanized

it was literally just the block.

that can be the demiurge or something

I was going to say Venom but that works too

Venom isn't a tumblr sexyman

he appeals to monsterfuckers

...sans undertale and reigan mobpsycho are... i don't know if they're "tumblr sexymans of the apocalypse" but they are absolutely some sort of Fell Omen to spot on your doorstep, considering the timing of the sexymans polls

(the L-Block from Tetris was gamefaqs anyway)

but yeah sans and reigan would not intentionally be harbingers of doom, they'd just happen to be signs that some doom about to happen, for reasons unrelated to their character

loki, wheatley, bill, and the onceler absolutely WOULD cause problems On Purpose, though

i was gonna say cumberbatch sherlock. is humanized wheatley really a tumblr sexyman? i mean it wouldn't surprise me i just never saw any of it

yes he is