papermint tiger
3 months ago
[Elden Ring] ...i might be playing this now, just a bit
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papermint tiger
3 months ago
my thoughts so far: 'what the fuck is going on in this game' and also 'is that guy covered in EARS???'
papermint tiger
3 months ago
this game is not OSHA approved
papermint tiger
3 months ago
well i died immediately but that thing was clearly way above my level so. Scripted probably lol
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papermint tiger
3 months ago
I GET A HORSE?
papermint tiger
3 months ago
...THAT ISN'T A HORSE
papermint tiger
3 months ago
an interesting start all around, i'll poke more at it later
kikibug13
3 months ago
it's certainly. happening a bit
papermint tiger
3 months ago
next time, i jump into the knowledge hole
papermint tiger
3 months ago
or something to that effect
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i have no idea what i'm doing
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i've been trying to attack stuff smartly and just. Dying. So much
papermint tiger
3 months ago
that is to say i got killed by some flamethrower in an underground maze thing full of gargoyles
papermint tiger
3 months ago
and also while i was trying to take on a whole garrison by myself lmao
kikibug13
3 months ago
the flamethrower... there was a tip on the ground for me, you can disable it with a bow. if you have a bow... but yeah it's a lot of dying
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i have arrows, i will work on acquiring a bow
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i need a map, or to figure out how to open it
kikibug13
3 months ago
you get more of the map as you go around, but you should be able to see how to open it from the keybinds setting
papermint tiger
3 months ago
oh i will look there, ty
papermint tiger
3 months ago
yeah i figure i will learn the map slowly as usual in games like this, i just didnt' know how to open it lmao
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i was wondering if i got a physical item from someone
papermint tiger
3 months ago
aha!
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i haven't found any map fragments yet
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i don't have a map
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i'll make that my next priority
papermint tiger
3 months ago
a, figured out how to open it at last
papermint tiger
3 months ago
b, i just spent the last several hours trying to kill everyone in Gatefront and dying so much but i managed to just fucking dash in and get the damn fragment
papermint tiger
3 months ago
so now i'm going to go track down other fragments instead of bashing my head against this place
papermint tiger
3 months ago
...i'm assuming the massive scary lighting can kill me very dead
papermint tiger
3 months ago
oh my god that is where the maidenless thing came from
papermint tiger
3 months ago @Edit 3 months ago
okay now we seem to be moving along a little more, this is much better than fumbling around and dying
papermint tiger
3 months ago
OH
papermint tiger
3 months ago
that's why i didn't know about the map
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i didn't touch the Grace directly in front of the tutorial exit lmaoooo
papermint tiger
3 months ago
bitch i'm not Maidenless, i have a Maiden
papermint tiger
3 months ago
damn i fell down a cliff, now i'll never know why those things were screaming
papermint tiger
3 months ago
...note to self, do not go to the very edge of shit while riding the horse
papermint tiger
3 months ago
SUDDENLY DRAGON OMG
papermint tiger
3 months ago
I ran away
papermint tiger
3 months ago
those were some very large crabs oh my god
papermint tiger
3 months ago
tree guy...
papermint tiger
3 months ago
IF HE EXPECTS ME TO DIVE UNDERWATER, FUCK NO
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i've seen what's on the land, i don't want to KNOW what's in the water here
kikibug13
3 months ago
you can't swim either, you also die
papermint tiger
3 months ago
that is a relief
papermint tiger
3 months ago
because i refuse
papermint tiger
3 months ago
got absolutely mauled by a couple of bears, which is my cue to go to bed
papermint tiger
3 months ago
but at least i got another map fragment
kikibug13
3 months ago
also of note. Sometimes you'll hear voices calling to you and those can be side quests.
kikibug13
3 months ago
(one of them is a bush. That one I probably would not have figured out on my own.)
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i found the bush, i only figured it out because someone left a message telling me to roll at it
papermint tiger
3 months ago
that's who i was yelling about thinking he wanted me to go underwater
papermint tiger
3 months ago
the beaches freak me out with those tentacle critters
kikibug13
3 months ago
hee
kikibug13
3 months ago
the notes are sometimes insanely useful
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i also accidentally stabbed him lmao. so i guess you could kill him if you wanted and end that side quest immediately
kikibug13
3 months ago
yup
kikibug13
3 months ago
but also these side quests are side quests LINES which pick up in different zones so I've heard some of them are worth doing properly.
kikibug13
3 months ago
you can stab merchants too (don't stab the one at the church one, he's cool)
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i will only stab merchants if they're extra rude to me
kikibug13
3 months ago
(I have not tried to leave Limngrave, ftr. I want to explore the entire zone before I move on but I don't often log into the game.)
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i am trying to take my time as well but i need runes to level up, so
papermint tiger
3 months ago
exploration it is
kikibug13
3 months ago
I was like. /kill an easy mob. go touch grace. go kill the same easy mob...
kikibug13
3 months ago
also some of the skulls you can kick around bring runes if you break them.
papermint tiger
3 months ago
oh do they! neat
papermint tiger
3 months ago
...maybe i will go back to Gatetown and work on killing the guards repeatedly, they gave good exp
papermint tiger
3 months ago
er, runes
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i have also found a great way of killing a horseback enemy (as long as a second one doesn't attack me in the middle of it)
papermint tiger
3 months ago
i have a halberd as well as a sword, and i swap between them depending on what i'm fighting
papermint tiger
3 months ago
if i have the halberd out i can attack the horse before the rider can get me
papermint tiger
3 months ago
if i just attack them repeatedly before the horse can recover i can kill them in about 5-8 hits
papermint tiger
3 months ago
if i fuck up i usually die but y'know
papermint tiger
3 months ago
/levels up a little, wanders into a fortress just to see what they have
papermint tiger
3 months ago
ah, they have a cave troll /leaves immediately
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