If only Hanna were from the 19th century

Hanna you gotta get onto the 19th century ally boat with Walter

Problem solved

oh yes, thats true. "gotta support my 19th century friends dying of heat stroke <3"

pftahaha Hanna in a three piece suit tho...

he'd look good!

just give Erskine a little more time

can hanna not swim even in a wetsuit?

he and Hanna can revisit the 2000s movie make over montage in the wardrobe later

Hanna was swimming in a wetsuit with Ulla.

ah, just has to always wear long sleeves and pants even when not swimming

she convinced him. but he really doesn't like how skinny he is? it makes it a little obvious there is something wrong with him.

he can wear tshirts too but usually those are lighter, don't hide as much.

in Ads it wasn't as bad since it was a survival game and honestly being malnourished was pretty common

Hanna

Vincent is going to figure out how to punch someone

to punch you in the shoulder

STAH

PAAH

pffft I mean shaking him like a rag doll also works.

that's continual effort

that's harder

At least Erskine is working on his self esteem too. they can tag team.

also he does not have intangibility against harm any more so punching does actually work. he was kind to Taylor and hasn't told anyone that she removed it.

yeah, Vincent doesn't trust you

you are
ENTIRELY why he has the +1 option on his own protection

Hanna at least doesn't go looking for trouble often. he will kamikaze himself into a fight though so, uh. good idea Vinny.

no he's fully expecting Hanna to throw himself bodily to protect him at some point

and screw that

I mean. he has literally done that in canon so.

the whole first chapter is him getting wrecked by a sassy bat.

he needs to get squished. a little. lovingly

he does

just hold his cheeks and go "stop"

pftahaha yes.

zerxus lowkey trying to stay within 30 feet of hanna so he can take damage for him

no being hurt will NOT IN FACT even some kind of score, get behind me and sit down!!!

Hanna just staring at him like, "Dude you are not subtle"

of course i'm not. do i look like a fucking wizard

Wrong character, right reaction face

He might be a wizard, but that doesn't mean he fights from the back dude

consider: what if you did tho

Hanna just twirling Atticus around until he accidentally hits himself in the face "None of my spells are long range, it's all touch"

Vincent: ...Hanna, that sounds like a come on.

Vincent: "Oh yes, I do all my magic with my fiiiingers'. Do better."

zerxus: ....are you telling him to come on to me better, or

Vincent, completely serious: Yes. Even if he doesn't intend to, he should have some dignity.

Hanna just staring at the both of them like: Geez... what about, 'you've gotta really feel my magic for it to work'. is that better???

Zerxus: I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure that's worse

if the challenge was to come on to him better, Hanna thinks he completed the assignment.

"It sort of implies that someone might not feel your 'magic' at all. Agreed. Lower score."

Hanna, entirely offended, "You're both no people, you know that?"

"The opposite of 'no people' is 'yes men' and I'm proud to not be one of those to anyone I actually like as a person."

If Vincent compliments you or is polite, it's a bad sign for his feelings about you, honestly.

Case in point "Don't read too much into that last part."

Zerxus like, "I'm pretty sure what he means is 'friends are honest with each other'."

....The entirely obnoxious and huge grin a statement like that would bring to Hanna's face.

I think you mean 'adorable'

Oh, he'd make it obnoxious if he opens his mouth to say, "Soooo, you like me as a person?" Try and lean on his shoulder even if he's shorter. pull something just trying to get that arm up there.

"I will strangle you in your sleep the next time we watch a movie."

"When he threatens you, you know it's real" Just dancing away, all joy no bummers