stay safe please

so far so good, it's kinda sweet to see my magnolia tree waving to me lol hiiiii i love your flowers

we out here

ghettonomicon: stay safe friend! drink your hurricane cocktails!!

you too!! clinky 🍹

please be safe!!

why don't they drain pools before hurricanes i always wonder

Y'all always wildin' down there

it’s a way of life baybee

can't stop won't stop

you too could pay $3000 a month to live in a place that can wash out to sea at any moment, come join us

hunker down, be safe

stay safe and cozy

stay safe and may more flowers wave hello to you because that honestly sounded so delightful

thank you everyone... sadly no flowers on her right now but she makes the most beautiful big white blooms in the summer 🌸

echoing the calls to stay safe

i used to deal with this shit too and i kno it can get scary and stupid real quick

tyyyy friend 😭 hopefully this is the last year I gotta deal with this season

we are in a non evac zone officially I finally got the fucking page to load!! so I think I can mark us safe.

/grips shoulder that's such a real feeling

imma just pray the power stays on 🙏

I HOPE YOU ARE SAFE!!!

I'm all good so far she's gunning right over us now

I hope it goes fast and doesn't linger over u

motherFUCK this season is relentless

please be safe T_T

everyone is projecting Wednesday, plz friends be safe

NOT AGAIN

AUGH NO

pls stay safe. God this season is so nasty this year

a lil worse every year WONDER WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THAT

it is a mystery

it's not like science could prove this or anything

especially for us, the lightning rod of the fuckin gulf

uuggghhh this one looks like it's going to be bad here

uggghh

pls stay safe. evacuate if u have to

it's not even me i'm worried about luckily! all my friends are in tampa bay though and that already got rocked a week ago

]: hope u guys will be okay because man...

MAN IS FUCKIN RIGHT

both models i've seen so far have it as cat 5 before it even makes landfall... and then falling apart but still

and it's a huge fucking storm, no lie if you are in west florida GTFO GTFO GTFO

jfc

oh hey it's almost the tenday-versary of this plurk, what a season

just popping in here to let everyone know i won't be evaccing, i'm nowhere near any of the zones and bugging out would be far too costly. i'll probably be fine, but heads up i might disappear if the power lines go down -- still no reason to worry.

please be safe

I'm in a massive concrete jungle so I think we're as solid as you can get for this area!

oh good, please stay safe

gajalaka:

doitsun: we will!!

stay in touch and yes stay safe

you know it's serious when the fire squad is camping the parking lot telling us to smoke blunts instead of pop eddiesTikTok · Sarah Watson

(hopefully last) jumpscare of the day: just minding my business cooking and swear I see someone peeking in the window at me .. no it's just my magnolia tree turned completely sideways

sounds like 4th of July with all these transformers blowing all around town

good lord that would scare the shit out of me too

Christ

lmao I just see a flash of white (I thought white face)... what a way to find out she's in bloom again

ahhh power keeps flickering

same here

ghettonomicon: how is it looking out there?

it sounds like we're getting smashed by a thousand trains through my vents

not bad here. just lots and lots of rain. sometimes the wind picks up.

that’s awful!!!

but the magnolia tree is still going strong! she's my barometer now lmao

i'm glad to hear it isn't too terrible!

i’m so tired and just want to sleep but it’s so noisy and keeping me on edge so i’m like - ok fuck it

SAME and my dogs are getting hyphy so no sleep for me

the puppy is making worried old man noises

my rabbit has been low-key freaking out

i wonder what they're thinking poor babes

my dogs def had zero idea this was coming they were still trying to get me to watch them nudge acorns around outside when we had gale force winds

haha awww

apparently baby’s been acting weird the past few days. so she kinda had an idea something was up. she isn’t hiding or anything - she’s fine now. i’m sitting with her.

what a brave girl ;;

at least this is the very worst now... of the specifically hurricane winds part

we got a few more hours up here SIGH

ugh poor babies

I hope everything blows over soon

over here we're getting hit with the backend now

which is usually the worst part ;;

i'm tampa bay area so we're just north of landfall

bout 5 more hours to go unless milton will take a tap out from me

aaaaand the powers out 😭😭😭

never a guarantee when it'll be back so here's my official if I drop off the face of the earth for awhile, I'm ok!

good luck!!

lmao mine JUST went!!!!!!!!!!

take care friends

take care bb <3

pls be safe

power's back and I am good!!

had to throw open the windows so my dogs didn't overhear and die and that was fun bc the storm went insane around 3am and I was just drifting off to sleep at 6am when some MOTHERFUCKER needed to walk around in circles under my window with a leaf blower

finally, finally got to sleep like 8am when leaf blower dickwaffle chilled out... really can't be taking days off right now but I took the day today because I am so done lmao

What the fuck they couldn’t wait???

i’m so happy to hear you’re safe

AND WHAT DOES A LEAF BLOWER DO TO WET LEAVES

I went fuck it and took the dogs outside for a walk and pumpkin barked at him and I was so tempted to be like YEAH FUCKEN SICC EM BOY

I'm not joking all the leaves are still there... I think he was someone's kid and they gave him that leaf blower for something to do. for 3. goddamn. hours.

yeah i don't understand why they blow at wet leaves. they do they shit everywhere i've lived and i don't get it

oh even better I found out it was one of the neighbors doing it... blowing everything off their lawn and into the street and other people's yards

I should have let pumpkin eat him

wtf man