where would you like our CR to go coz i have so much good CR 
forever thankful to the 
gang for being the absolute fucking best
gang for being the absolute fucking best
painful places
then horny places
super cute besties ... zumi adores her he's so soft. dunno if they would get to the point of fuckin around but i think theyre so cute
yeah also horny places
vandalisto: he's like the neighborhood baby sitter now she'll just invite him over to play with cubs and treat him to dinner and adore him
nwo that karlach is a mermaid who is on fire i love this game
PLEASEEEEE
KARLACH????
IT'S HAPPENING just baby animals and softness all around
shark and k seeing their old buddies in each other is both devastating and so cute to me. yknow after k breaks her kneecaps first. gotta make a great first impression.
WHAT what did she do now
HAHAHA NOTHING YET, BUT LATER TODAY
HER BEING A MERMAID THAT IS ALSO ON FIRE im laughing
c_avnas: poor laur... hilariously she's gonna have the same starting CR she had with lappland where half the beginning is karlach being like "soooo sorry i tried to kill you"
my goal is in fact to get laur's kneecaps taken so bad LOL
SEAHORNY!!!!!!! which. i find really funny. because i just replied to sheepmod's list of potential new powers like "can i tack the ability to breathe underwater on there bc she WON'T FIND OUT SHE CAN FOR A WHILE"... little did i know i was preparing for future seahorny
c_avnas: oh well she's happy to oblige... it's gonna be awful and she might drag her around awhile
sorry fuck our canon is grim
castforms: YESSSSSSS PLZ. now we have a whole fucking mermaid squad??? OMG IT CAN BE LIKE IF THE BEGINNING OF LITTLE MERMAID WAS AN ORGY instead of sisters >>
LMFAOOOOOOOO yes. i'm sold
k is also down to help with swimming lessons just. they might also turn horny
the sea goddess can have many swim instructors (nods sagely)
przm: AK and BG3 ladies beefing with eachh other at first sight my beloved <3 i am sooo excited for how awful it will be. laurentina can take soooo much punishment.
honestly they could just beat the shit outta each other until they get hungry and need to pause for some mcdonalds
PALLING AROUND!!!
AgentKaz: UGH THEYRE THE BEST PALS AND THEYRE GONNA HAVE THE MOST LEGENDARY GOODBYE KITTY PARTY
oh but now there's an extra layer and karlach is gonna have to fite ellie for toki
pls... there's enough toki to go around...
he can party with everybody!!!!
NO NOT ELLIE
they're going to have a serious talk about NOT ELLIE
big sad eyes... why not...
bc she has tentacles.......no offense
and Evil Plans
but toki has tentacles... sometimes... and evil plans are metal...
and she's a demon!!!!
i mean karlach is a devil but!!!
SHE'S NOT A FUCKIN DEMON DOES SHE LOOK THAT BASIC TO U!!!
she sort of looks like if a beholder had tits
LDSFKSJDHFSKLDG
(but i love ellie giving karlach a Crisis every time she streams with k's friends)
AHAHAHAHHA
beholder more like behold her breasts
SHES TRYIN GIMME TAG
HEHEHE I SHALL
bout to queen that thigh mouth
lmfaooooo
Oh my goshhhhhh I LIVE WHERE THEY GOT TO with our most recent threads ??? Trusting karlach with her problems more and being willing to lean on her for more than just sexytimes. I also love that they now have a wolf son 
HAHAHA
Noh would, just so she could have a photo of them together....
i'm so happy too..... k is very outgoing but also weirdly keeps some shit close to her chest too so it's nice for her to have that in kind
OH OWWW MY HEART??
she's like the john mulaney bit... "i'll take all of my problems and i'll squeeze them all down right here and then one day......i'll die"
LMFJDHSH accurate
Conceal don’t feel unless you have safe cr who worked v hard to make u come out of your shell u loser
plus she feels a lot closer to noh bc she just sort of considers her to be Also a Tiefling
esp after this thread it's like ;; we're the same
she'll get her a lil devil tail buttplug
More soft stuff
gay. and or actual murder
gayly
mintymatcha: always ;; they're the softest friends
darkmorph: GOD depending on how the thorn lappland thread goes we might get to murder finally
hella...
idk if you guys have plans
of course k can always bust in dragging laurentina's broken body whenever that's always an option
they are 
i have no plans rn but what time is the infiltration thread happening? bc i thought it was taking place well before fmk 
they’re so cute
........... i also do not know. but time totally isnt real i can personally bend the timeline around so lp has a lil grudge against her not that that's hard. also oh my god lp looking at laurentina and going IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
poor lp always the bridesmaid never the full body casted
mintymatcha: i'm so excited for them to joyride around the mountains on karlach's hell hog poor gil is about to have a heart attack
Me too 
he’ll cling to her
he’ll cling to her
that's the best part about motorcycles 
DEVIL TAIL BUTTPLUG h e l p
it's for the christmas card c'mon we gotta look like a familia
Yes 
his mind will be blown
his mind will be blown
cryin laughing p l s
and lil goat horns for the memories
WEHHHHH.....she would wear the headband for karlach again 
noooo that'd be too cute
tho now i'm thinking of crimmus time noh putting on reindeer antlers and k just........... 
HEHEHE slutty santa costume and antlers
lil pin-on tail
please xcuze her she'll uh be in her bunk
a h e h
get her a nice pin-up poster of it
she'll staple it to the ceiling of that stupid fucking canopy
comes in handy for a whole One Thing turns out
aaaugh i love kikuri and karlach so much, kikuri's so smitten and thinks she's super warm