i assume that's who they were anyway they had magazines

and one of them greeted me with 'i want to share some good news about the scripture!'

...after apologizing for waking me up, which she technically didn't but i did roll out of bed to answer the door

though now i wonder if that was a comment over how i'm wearing sleep pants, lady you're lucky i was wearing any pants

...well that's not true lmao. But i wear sleep pants until i am forced to put on jeans for work

anyway i told her we weren't interested and shut the door in her face. Which was rude. But far politer than if i had actually tried talking to her

i have no patience for cults

theyre trained to take that as a sign that yoiu need them more so next time just dont open the door

i mean i didn't know who they were until i opened the door but i'll do my best

or i'll tell them i'm an apostate next time and see if that works like previous Jehova's Witnesses tell me it does

it can depend on the person but iirc that should work

tell them you're a Mormon. they'll gtfo real quick as afair they don't fuck with Mormons

lmaoooooo i just might

i have a Book of Mormon somewhere