IS IT BC I SAID I DISTRUST COPS??? "that bitch distrusts cops, drag her ass back here to detroit"

the duty itself isnt even the problem for me ITS THE DRIVE

its not inconvenient enough to get out of JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF ANXIETY

at least...itd be on an in-office day...so instead of being in office...i will be screaming down the freeway

Oh no. Good luck friend.

i think the most heinous part is not knowing for SURE for sure if i gotta drive out there until the evening before
likec an u please give me 3 days' notice

god im going to be annoyingly stressed out about this for no good goddamn reason for the entire month gnashes teeth

all bc of DRIVING

It’s spooky season time to give you ANXIETY I GUESS

That’s the trick!!

LMFAO FR
normal october spookies: jason, freddie, public speaking
mine: 1-75 north where all lanes converge and WATCH OUT!! if ur in that lane ur going to canada accidentally!!!

Of trick or treat.

sorry your honor i was late to the summons i wound up in ontario

oh god I DONT LIKE THIS TRICK REFUND IT!!!

It’s a terrible trick indeed! How dare the courts call you in again.

why couldnt the district court call me
why is it circuit
why is it always circuit

NOOOOO

the district court is a jaunty 10m away on backroads
peace, focus, eagerness to do my civic duty

I wish I could give you my state's jury summons
where you show up and no matter what happens (goes to court, gets dismissed after 1 hour, etc), you cannot be summoned for another 2 years

I WISH I COULD GIVE THIS TO YOU

circuit court is a stressful half hour freeway battle and parking fuss bc u forget to bring cash and gotta download cashapp while a dude is staring at u and parking othercars and then u sit for 4 hours in one chair then 2 in a bench and tell a judge u mistrust cops while misspeaking "reuters" so he thinks ur an idiot

SPACE I HAD A GLIMMER OF HOPE
but ours is like "u can get ur ass summoned as many times as we please but if u SERVED on a jury ur exempt for like 2 years"
so my ass isnt exempt sobs

the kicker is i would honestly?? enjoy being part of a jury
IF I DIDNT HAVE TO DRIVE TO DETROIT TO DO IT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have yet to get jury summoned ever in my life and it kinda scares me a little bit at this point
But I would share whatever fearful cheat code I have going on with you if I could

prays for an easy drive for you ;_;

ugh drive safe!! i've actually served on a jury btw and it wasn't as bad as expected

but my state's the same way re: you're only exempt if you actually served

hoo boy. best o' luck!

oh my god GOOD LUCK MAY THEY NOT CALL YOU IN

stocke: the process itself is fine its mostly "sit in this lobby for 4 hours til we tell you to sit outside this courtroom for 1hr then sit in the gallery while lawyers poll people about their biases"

guardblade: ya!! like itd be fine its just...the Drive...RUGHHGHGHH

i got summoned for jury duty but i had to "postpone" the first time bc of anxiety. they scolded me and then gave me a new date

but i just never went LMAO

like i legit just Did Not Go the second time

i thought for sure they were going to call my ass to court so i could pay a fine but uh... nope. never got anything in the mail. i read a lot of reddit posts where ppl say that more often than not, they are not going to waste their time trying to find you

because it's just a waste of money on their part

lmaoooooooooo