[dnd][writing]random thought that popped into my head at work today (it was too busy to follow further): thunderwaving a vampire into a house to get around forbiddance. which iterated into throwing kobold/halfling/gnome etc vampire into a house
related ideas: -vampire throwing themself at an open door in an attempt to make physics work for them (won't work obviously but it would be funny) -vampire riding in a vehicle with a (knowing) mortal at the reins (outcome: ???? this is deliberate but vamp is being carried inside)
bottom-of-the-barrel/least serious: -cast protection from evil and good on vamp in hopes of keeping them from affecting themself (obviously won't work, suggesting caster clearly dumped int)
....gdi though I just thought of another funny/horrible one: block all routes except into forbidden building, then turn undead. probably won't do anything but create an extremely stressed vampire
(Imagining a scene from an anime I watched recently, where a character has been trapped by a spell forbidding him from leaving an area and another character tries to pull him through because the forbidding force is invisible...)