And they've decided it needs to be some hyper-violent slash-em-up

Why am I seeing? Mixups of modern times in there? What?

Furikuchan: Oh, this isn't the trailer I saw in the theater, I don't know what this is. Let me find a real one...

ok, apparently there isn't an actual trailer for this film on YouTube, so I'm replacing that shitty fake thing with the Wikipedia article, which is at least real...