236 bees
6 months ago
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236 bees
6 months ago
"yeah my daughter was in a car accident but that appointment she currently has scheduled for possible concussion or whiplash is just inconvenient so let's move it to next week"
236 bees
6 months ago
like,
236 bees
6 months ago
hon,
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236 bees
6 months ago
I am not the one who is medically trained but these do not sound like the kinds of things you want to put off
beachcryptid
6 months ago
oh dear
236 bees
6 months ago
RIGHT?
🐍 mamushi 🐍
6 months ago
holy shit
236 bees
6 months ago
the unsung trial of medical scheduling: someone rolls up like "hi yes i've got a family history of heart conditions, i've been blacking out when i stand up, and i've had chest pain for the past 3 days, can i get scheduled to see my pcp in a week or two" and not being able to physically reach through the phone, shake them, and yell that they need to go to er
236 bees
6 months ago
(this is btw a real actual call i've had)
236 bees
6 months ago
(another real actual call i had was someone who drove trucks for a living who had a bunch of signs and brain fog and such that sounded to my untrained ear a lot like a stroke and i could not simply yell at them WHY ARE YOU NOT JUST GOING TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL)
236 bees
6 months ago
anyway yes the daughter apparently is "feeling better" so despite the fact that she is meant to come in tomorrow to be screened for a concussion and whiplash eh, it's fine, lets do it next friday instead
beachcryptid
6 months ago
oh dear
236 bees
6 months ago
(disclaimer, all the above calls except the initial one this plurk was made about happened a year or more ago but they sure did happen)
🐍 mamushi 🐍
6 months ago
i would genuinely be debating whether to call in medical neglect but i'm also a mandatory reporter
236 bees
6 months ago
yeah i have to get them over to someone with medical training to tell them to go to the friggin er in cases of chest pains etc
236 bees
6 months ago
but i'm not allowed to say anything because i myself am not medically trained but i have the illusion of credibility due to working for a doctors office
236 bees
6 months ago
so i'm not allowed to give medical advice, including the common sense stuff that anybody on the street could tell you, because they may confuse it for like actual Official Medical Advice Greenlit By Doctors
236 bees
6 months ago
and just have to grin and bear it basically
236 bees
6 months ago
so like sure, you wanna get scheduled in two weeks? i'm not allowed to tell you what a dumb idea i think that is or i'll be fired so lol sure
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