If timing matters here, then Holly and I have currently left off fighting Superior Being Hadlar

I don't think he knows what that is

We've discussed who would have told him about Girls and like

Bartos Skeleton Dad: skeleton?? (did teach him not to hit women tho) (failed step one)

Avan: preoccupied with knowing Hyunkel was nursing some sort of death vendetta on him over killing his dad? Might have written something down in the book of avan?

This is all prepubescent Hyunkel but you know who gets teen Hyunkel? Thats right it's:

Mystvearn: no.

Crocodine: honestly the only possible candidate