mostly going to chill and try to get through my event stuff although i might pick up a quest 👀

(tentacle) erotica around the workshop

honestly my plans for the month are like
- get cid laid finally (maybe)
- maybe... get him a dog

doge........

dog!!

i have some irl stuff coming up in early october and i figure i'll probably not want to be too ambitious until that blows over

is ghost torgal not enough for you cid

jayjayjayjayjayjay: i hope you know he's going to think this is what astarion is into

a DOG

he is CANONICALLY NOT

WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH THEN

the vampire doth protest too much

look he doesn't kink shame he's just trying to understand

a dog!! HE SHOULD GET ONE

honestly he'll probably visit the porn shop and bring back the tentacles + whatever new native thing is from Abraxas

but yeah DOG i just feel like he needs... a buddy...

someone's definitely writing about boinking the Singularity

astarion of course he thinks you're into it

you were so certain of it

he misses clive torgal he needs a new sad shelter dog to follow him around

i have no idea how one obtains a dog though i should go poke around and find out... like do i need to ask or is it w/e

i've always treated it as whatever for domesticated animals, mods seem pretty chill about that stuff

yeah i kinda feel like if it's just a regular dog he can probably grab a stray lmfao

is he gonna bring the dog to the workshop to beef with purrfessor

yes but i think purrfessor should win

'Domesticated breeds can be purchased in pet shops in Thorne and the Free Cities .... Be aware that within the walls of Castle Thorne, pets can be no larger than a cat or a small dog. In the Free Cities, larger animals along the lines of horses may require additional expense to stable and feed them.'

i must also know what kind of dog

^ from the bestiary

oh thank you!!

i'm trying to decide if it's going to be a regular dog or like a wolf pup or something bc... gestures at torgal

if he comes to the workshop astarion will play fetch with him... when no on is around

i'll noodle on it and ask the mods if it's not a regular doggo

omg... soft

please tell haelva that astarion is talking about porn

she wants a good laugh

astarion littering the workshop with porn and then secretly playing fetch with a dog...

my shitposting aside I do want another thread with them at some point

YES ME TOO

viktor and cat sitting watching this with the same expression

let's see what the wrap up looks like and maybe we can set something up for them

yeah when I had jaskier get mog he just bought him from a breeder

can cid and jaskier have pet play dates

he also needs to introduce cid to his chocobo

they should find the dog in the trash and viktor will be like look it's you

TORGALLLL

scathefire: oh okay!! maybe i will just do it then... wolf pup for cid

DO ITTT

whitticus: WOW

discontinued: TORGAL 2...

torgal too.....

torgal too...

dogolfus

wait he SHOULD name it dogolfus

tworgal dogolfus

perfect

HE'S NOT NAMING IT DOGOLFUS

please name it dogolfus

dogolfus

honestly rio enterprises should just call it dogolfus until it sticks

/viktor voice dogolfus

jaskier's naming it dogolfus

he hates all of you

wait does anyone actually know his government name

has he put it on any rio paperwork

i'm going to say yes

twogal

RIGHT HE'S ALSO GOING TO THE SINGULARITY WITH DION...

gotta interrogate a rock

they're gonna bully that rock so bad

just two guys really good at negotiating and NOT war crimes

uh huh no war crimes here

tugs collar

REACHES FOR WANDA...

she'll likely hunt him down in nocwich (??will it be open after this event??) to give him a box of

shampoo and lotions and whatever...her sign of friendship

wanda ;; that's so sweet

maybe he will smell like something other than cigars for once in his life

maybe he can bring her some fancy tea in return

GIVE HER TEA but also idk if u want to aat some point start exploring the possibility of her magic easing his curse

even if it does nothing, she'd wanna try to help him

OH YES ABSOLUTELY

they can exchange presents and give it a shot next nocwich

dogolfus....!

TORGAL TWO...!

dan heng not u too..!!

it would actually be hilarious if people learned his full name because of dogolfus

honestly if its on paperwork, dan heng probably saw it already... hes the delivery boy!!!

the problem is that he won't question it if the rest of the workshop calls the dog dogolfus

love this

sounds like a normal dog name