Context: Was setting up a demo table and got too close to one of the bone displays and slashed my inner-outer ear on part of it

Had to fashion myself a bandage from the first aid kit because there wasnt any small gauze packs in there to just wad on the ear

It.......looked exactly like a certain cheeto-fried fucknugget from down south

just on the other ear

There were barely any customers and the ones I did help made no comment, so I thought I was home free

stopped in for some Dr Pepper at the gas station...and an old guy made the comparison (jokingly of course)

I retorted "I made it out looking WORSE than he did"

the most undignified injury in these trying times...

You should put a bandage on the other ear too and say you're a Vulcan or an elf trying to blend in