That god-damn sympathetic nerve, the motherfucker.

ma'am I need you to provide support for me in this trying time

God any time I’m stressed or physically ill in any way my digestive system is like FUCK THE WORLD TIL IT HURTS and I’m like hey could we Not

could! we! not!

(It’s doing it today lol. Ondansetron for meeee)

nice

the ondanse for me is keeping my ritalin from making me queasy forever

other end of the system

sad news to say ADHD has a demonstrated link with "stress makes your intestines throw hands" so we all suffer in this club

I was blaming my mother

as I so often do

who is not the ADHD parent

but IS the IBS parent

don't try the low-carb diet it will kill your gut flora

I came out okay somehow but

at least we always have immodium in the house

I am also having the onset of blood-dimmed tide, you know, to ensure all systems are working below 50% efficiency

I used to take truly absurd amounts of gay metal pills until I got prescribed omeprazole and ondansetron

(Gay metal = bismuth, active ingredient of pepto bismol)