gonna leap back and reply on zerxus's, then do tag-ins, then repeat for maddie

but it can mostly be summed up as

maddie: it's just like home (celebratory)

zerxus: it's just like home (derogatory)

its very funny that its been less than a month since "actually i was worried about you getting stabbed again" "i'll be fine" and pyotr has been stabbed on two separate occasions. blitzo cut his legs a few weeks ago, and an evil version of hilbert with knife hands slashed him up during the event

pffffffffff

two different moods love it

/stalks a bit

:333

jedao like. i probably shouldn't text zerxus to ask if I can bang his monster self. probably that would be mean and bad

pfffffff

zerxus blearily typing "yes, but only if you never question my taste again"

well played sir

~~the difference is Jedao is enough of a bitch that he can definitely still kill this guy later~~

i have! a thought

which if post-silent-hill Kahl grumpily and without asking just...doesn't leave zerxus alone and falls asleep in his cabin curled up with tempest

and then when zerxus has night terrors Kahl goes into his dreams and smites yells at them

omg

that's - weirdly adorable but also they can have a conversation about boundaries

(and what those even could or should mean to a god)

i don't know if that talk will go GREAT but it will definitely be interesting lmao

Kahl: boundaries don't count if you're stupid

Zerxus: they definitely do

zerxus: not how that wor

jkfsdadsa yep

Kahl: so you admit you're being stupid

zerxus: sometimes you have to let people be stupid. you don't always know when that is, and it's very frustrating