this is about a public bathroom but not about bodily functions or even gross or anything. it's kind of nice? but confusing?
ok so for added context on the environment I have found myself in, there's this toilet paper roll, on the floor. as you can hopefully see it is the usual 2-ply low quality papery nothingness that one expects to find in a public restroom 
HERE'S WHAT IS ACTUALLY IN THE STALL? 
IT'S THICK? IT'S PLUSH?
the finishing touch I have just discovered: the toilet wouldn't flush
oh
this plurk is such a journey.
this is like a coin of public restroom destiny, a heads and tails...
what happened here omg