Also Madelyne:

...jesus Sage

(Also hey, she and Z might have a thing in common in there somewhere)

THERE ARE PARALLELS, it's just that zerxus is trapped into monstrous acts by outside forces and madelyne is

largely trapped into them by herself

Yes

and he doesn't lie to himself. or treat his partner Like Th

oh god when it comes to maddie and alex she's the asmodeus in the relationship

I MEAN THERE"S A LOT OF DIFFERENCES TOO

Just yanno.

Yes Yes she is

also Bruce needs to stop being fascinated by Asmodeus

that isn't going to end well

Maddie: Caring about people got me into this. I should stop. (Does not actually stop.)

THAT NEVER ENDS WELL FOR ANYBODY EVER BRUCE

HE KNOWS, BUT

(jean: dark phoenix knows nothing of love!

scott: there's a pattern here. you're both dumb)

scott: /chokes on his own spit because lol that is wrong

yes

this is how zerxus feels every time bruce pulls I Am The Night

one day he's gonna be like, "you should be a paladin" and someone will go "of vengeance?" and he'll be like

what the fuck are you talking about

...I want this conversation

with BRUCE going 'of vengence' tbh

then he can be uncomfortably seen

(Leslie, and most other people: You. You collect children Bruce.)

(In a protective and only slightly weird way)

L M A O

zerxus and leslie gonna be sharing sooo many Looks

(oracle is there in spirit)

/spycam

/magical spycam maybe?? idk i think she'd like dnd-style arcane magic because it at least has Fucking Rules

if she dabbles in any cleric-type stuff it'd be so funny, like "no i don't worship these gods i just work with them when needed"

...magic spycam

and yes, she would be EXACTLY like that and should be

asmodeus: mortals are our playthings

babs: bitch sit down

it's not our fault you threw a tantrum and got grounded

...I'm dead

in other news

genegineer: you DO have powe -

maddie: bold of you to think i needed any to fool your dumb ass

M a d d i e

jae i think she's gonna spend this whole not-flood helping people and then making excuses for why it wasn't altruistic

/presses face against glass