【預備主日敬拜小劇場。】
早上起來就是一波精神攻擊，老媽興致高昂地發表一系列她昨晚失眠想出來的背經節活動，恢復國小主日學的優良傳統。殊不知我妹和我遭受學測的打擊，已經喪失長期記憶區，所有資訊停留最長區間是考試前後十分鐘。老爸從遙遠的八零年代召喚古老的激將法，然而躺平世代的我們已逐漸學會倘若不想感受到被信仰情勒，最好的方式就是等聖靈自主的感動降臨時再動就可以了。
禍不單行的定義是原本的敬拜主領臨時請假，我妹卻反駁我打算透過情勒逼迫原主領出席，不理會我「所以你要一手包辦司琴和主領？」的質疑。但在她選好四首詩歌（我只貢獻一首軟弱無力的九零年代悲情小調）、詢問我能不能做PPT、打鼓、帶經文和禱告，我逐漸發現自己正在背負莫名奇妙的期待。這根本是主領的工作吧！對此，我妹的回答是「不然你還會做什麼？」教會是殘酷以及不公平的。
早上起來就是一波精神攻擊，老媽興致高昂地發表一系列她昨晚失眠想出來的背經節活動，恢復國小主日學的優良傳統。殊不知我妹和我遭受學測的打擊，已經喪失長期記憶區，所有資訊停留最長區間是考試前後十分鐘。老爸從遙遠的八零年代召喚古老的激將法，然而躺平世代的我們已逐漸學會倘若不想感受到被信仰情勒，最好的方式就是等聖靈自主的感動降臨時再動就可以了。
禍不單行的定義是原本的敬拜主領臨時請假，我妹卻反駁我打算透過情勒逼迫原主領出席，不理會我「所以你要一手包辦司琴和主領？」的質疑。但在她選好四首詩歌（我只貢獻一首軟弱無力的九零年代悲情小調）、詢問我能不能做PPT、打鼓、帶經文和禱告，我逐漸發現自己正在背負莫名奇妙的期待。這根本是主領的工作吧！對此，我妹的回答是「不然你還會做什麼？」教會是殘酷以及不公平的。
不過其實我最不滿的地方是不能自己挑歌，我妹的品味我無法接受……
不過她做PPT的美感應該比我好，這是她推薦的背景素材網站：
Beautiful Free Images & Pictures | Unsplash
Beautiful Free Images & Pictures | Unsplash
聽起來真是很糟糕的星期日
Artypro1205: 「其實還好，我知道上帝會保守明天的敬拜，所以我盡力而為」aka「我就是小廢物上帝再救我一次」
結果神展開是我們為了準備明天的敬拜，所以大量依賴經節卡
我：突然覺得背經節好像很有用……
我妹：這種時候我就不會排斥背經節了欸
我：突然覺得背經節好像很有用……
我妹：這種時候我就不會排斥背經節了欸
順便介紹一下教會的禮拜順序（英文堂版）：
Moment of Silence：會眾默禱
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Prayer：主領禱告，為禮拜做預備/開場
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Worship：詩歌，我們這邊通常三首
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Prayer：主領禱告，為禮拜做預備/開場
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Worship：詩歌，我們這邊通常三首
三首歌分別是〈Praise〉、〈From the Inside Out〉、〈Cornerstone〉
Bible Verse：會眾念經文兩次，穿插在三首歌之間
〈Praise〉
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Isaiah 54:10 ("Isaiah chapter fifty four verse ten")、Acts 4:12
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〈From the Inside Out〉
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Matthew 7:24-25 ("Matthew chapter seven verses twenty-four and twenty-five")、Matthew 25:31
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〈Cornerstone〉
Bible Verse：會眾念經文兩次，穿插在三首歌之間
〈Praise〉
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Isaiah 54:10 ("Isaiah chapter fifty four verse ten")、Acts 4:12
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〈From the Inside Out〉
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Matthew 7:24-25 ("Matthew chapter seven verses twenty-four and twenty-five")、Matthew 25:31
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〈Cornerstone〉
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Sermon：牧師講道
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Prayer：牧師禱告
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Offering：收奉獻，同時回應詩歌〈Awesome God〉
Sermon：牧師講道
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Prayer：牧師禱告
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Offering：收奉獻，同時回應詩歌〈Awesome God〉
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Intercessory Prayer：代禱
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Announcement：報告
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Song of Response：回應詩歌，〈Because He Lives〉
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Closing Prayer：牧師結束禱告
Intercessory Prayer：代禱
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Announcement：報告
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Song of Response：回應詩歌，〈Because He Lives〉
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Closing Prayer：牧師結束禱告
這是我明天的小抄
Isaiah 54:10
Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed,” says the Lord, who has compassion on you.
Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed,” says the Lord, who has compassion on you.
Acts 4:12
Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved.
Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved.
那裏有一座將迎來日出的小屋，人人都叫他日昇之屋，它毀了許多人的夢，噢上帝，我也是其中之一。
Matthew 7:24-25
Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock.
Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock.
Matthew 25:31
When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne.
When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne.
Sato_sato: 〈The House of the Rising Sun〉？
Promare451: Yes.
Sato_sato: 六零年代的悲情小調 
上面寫九零年代的那首是Phillips, Craig & Dean的〈From the Inside Out〉，後來發現其實是在2009年出的
Phillips, Craig & Dean – From The Inside Out
Phillips, Craig & Dean – From The Inside Out
不過它就有種我很喜歡的一蹶不振和拉拉扯扯
A thousand times I've failed, still Your mercy remains
And should I stumble again still I'm caught in Your grace
Everlasting, Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending, Your glory goes beyond all fame
And should I stumble again still I'm caught in Your grace
Everlasting, Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending, Your glory goes beyond all fame
And my heart and my soul, well, I give You control
Consume me from the inside out, Lord
Let justice and praise become my embrace
To love You from the inside out
Consume me from the inside out, Lord
Let justice and praise become my embrace
To love You from the inside out
Your will above all else, my purpose remains
The art of losing myself in bringing You praise
Everlasting, Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending, Your glory goes beyond all fame
The art of losing myself in bringing You praise
Everlasting, Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending, Your glory goes beyond all fame
Everlasting, Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending, Your glory goes beyond all fame
And the cry of my heart is to bring You praise
From the inside out, Lord my soul cries out
Never ending, Your glory goes beyond all fame
And the cry of my heart is to bring You praise
From the inside out, Lord my soul cries out
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順利結束！
順利結束！
我妹的司琴超棒 
太好了 
orange033015: 感謝阿橘！
星期天要出門時看到這篇，就想說有空要留言（拖到現在）讚嘆噗首文筆，遭受學測打擊那個真是直擊人心，還有躺平世代，過份寫實（笑著笑著就哭惹
斯基什麼時候要出書？投文學獎也可以
為什麼不是你挑歌妹妹做ppt啦wwww恭喜安全下莊（？
為什麼不是你挑歌妹妹做ppt啦wwww恭喜安全下莊（？
yiatzi: 謝謝希臘！很高興我的痛苦可以昇華成感動人心的文字（？）XD
出書的話我可能要先擠出某個五十頁以上一百頁最好的大作（被上司沒日沒夜催稿
下次分工應該會好一點www 也恭喜希臘開啟生活新篇章，研究所加油！
下次分工應該會好一點www 也恭喜希臘開啟生活新篇章，研究所加油！