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18 and 21 for whoever u think would have the most fun answers!

2, 5, and 18 for Mur

stocke Imma answer for Dante because it's hilarious and I'm also going to respond with...

18: gestures at the entirety of DMC 3

The whole game is Dante is angry at. Everything. Forever. And proceeds to kickflip up a demon tower to fight his brother over it

And an old man, and a clown, and this random girl he met on the way up and.... so on and so forth

21 also for Dante: Tasks include- cleaning, paying his bills, answering his own phone, scheduling jobs, doing jobs, social obligations that don't involve drinking or eating pizza.... And 9 times out of ten he just straight up avoids doing them. Until the power gets shut off. Again.

Dante's a fucking disaster and I love him.

theavarice oh man 2 for Mur is fun

Okay so Mur's ability to understand scale is pretty fucking dreadful when it comes to where he stands in the whole Celestials are Absurd thing. He's... forever old. Since the beginning of existence old, so he falls into the trap of still thinking of himself along the lines of when they were all babby angels in a babby universe and Seraphim were just silly

but he's lived a really, really, really, long time and has since gained a vast wealth of knowledge legally and illegally that gives him a lot of boons when dealing with problems. In other words, he thinks he's a wimp

he's a wimp that dumped a 100 foot thick glacier on a city because he was mad

and another he stuck in a sinkhole also because he was mad

by himself

Mur has not yet realized that it used to take a bunch of them together to pull that shit off, and now he just. Does it. Old Testament style

And on the flip side he thinks he's really good at pretending to be human. He most certainly is not, and is regularly deeply unsettling humans just don't tend to jump immediately to "that guy's not human" and instead just think "what a weirdo"

5 for Mur: His original vessel. It got incinerated :c

18 for Mur: Didn't deserve it? No, but blood angels have a really hard time controlling their temper and uh... see 100 foot glacier and sinkhole. He'd never fatally harm a mortal, but I wouldn't be surprised if he took it upon himself to teach "men of God" a lesson if he caught them behaving in a way he didn't approve of. Catching them lying, for example

make them choke on their own lies

he can be an absolute monster once he's riled up

I don't know if any of that counts as stupid but it's definitely maybe a bit of an overreaction

you know thinking about it back on to 2 for Mur, I wouldn't doubt the whole dying and being resurrected thing probably bumped his power in ways he doesn't know/understand as well