he is a honey trap for gay bottoms and damaged women

He sure is

You know all the dancer boys at Lust's club crush on him. Lust finds it hilarious.

;;; sweats

if he didn't know him and lust were a thing

Shiro baby look at your own risk

scar is Off Limits - even if he were thinking about dating again

And even if Lust wasn't a thing...Shiro, no, no you do not want to get tangled all up in that train car full of baggage....

hey he can just hitch his own baggage on there it's fine

Beetlejuice: nature finds a way

Someday...Shiro needs to Behold Lust and Scar together

Route is only the place where he even has an inkling that people generally find him attractive, this is a facet of his person that was forcibly smothered for his... entire adolescence and adult life.

Route... VR.... I'm sorry all I know is eat hot chip and deadname the game lmao

He always ends up with at least one character who's trying to angle their way in there, but he has no idea what to ever do about it, so he just kinda. Lets them bounce off.

Lust finds it so amusing

Someone who isn't him NEEDS to read his text history with Beetlejuice because it's probably heinous

Someday Lust needs to see it

He just rolls his eyes and lets it happen to such an extent that would be absolutely unacceptable in like. Any normal relationship.

and yet scar does not use the block feature

BJ: clearly he likes it

No he LITERALLY just ignores it!

and often just. replies normally, if there is anything of any substance to say

hes so powerful

VR Envy isn't interested because 1. taken and 2. entirely too much Inlaw Energy going on, but IS aware that Scar is attractive because he has eyes

he just wants to watch Scar encounter more popsugar articles because he's never going to get over "nobody does this"

HOWEVER,

ANY VERSION OF ENVY AND SCAR DOING AN EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE FAKE DATE,

Lust is so secretly proud so many people think her not!husband is super hot

the best remedy for being attracted to Scar is witnessing whatever the fuck evil chemistry happens when he and Lust are in the room

It has a texture

like a toxic slime mold, yes

he is absolutely getting heinous pop sugar emails, though, and he doesn't know how to make it stop

Bwahahahahaha

he clickbaited too close to the sun

The things he can't unlearn