Extreme respect to the li'l lizard that bit me as I was rescuing it from Val. Now googling whether a lizard bite can kill me. 
My mom: Was it dead?
Me: ... no... it bit me...
Me: ... no... it bit me...
you'll be fine just wash the bite
unless it was a gila monster or something but i doubt that. big lizard
I'd never been bitten by one despite rescuing them regularly
it had no teeth and didn't draw blood but it went as hard as it could
respect for intense fight response
and when i set it down it wouldn't let go
i was like "buddy pls im on your side here"
We used to wear them out our ears growing up 😂
virtuously: WHAT
jiggypepper: PLURK HID YOU FROM ME but yeah, I just washed it. It was a little garden lizard
Kids are weird 😂
they bite so hard tho???
fashion earrings
oh yeah if it didn't even draw blood you've got nothing to worry about
Val must be lovingly exasperated with you
she was briefly, and then she forgot i'd taken it and went looking for it
princess