his inmate is so fucking much right now

A+ WORK BOYS

NO NOTES

AHAHA

LOOL

that list is also magical

Allan..........

eiffel has never had an inmate so cheerfully call him up to hang out and then present him with a dead fucking body

it's amazing

WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU! IT'S A CORPSE!

thats the power of Mattel, baby

god. Hakkai and Jedao will be there to provide distracting video games and/or shoulders to rant on when he gets past this

tinwateringcan amazingly i am genuinely thinking about hanging up eiffel's hat when allan does graduate

broken by a Barbie character--

(is he going back home to his normal continuty?)

the pink plastic curly straw that broke the camel's back

LOL

(he will be! but he'll be telling jedao and hakkai first so they can come back and kick cutter and pryce's ass for him bc of the amnesia thing)

Team Hephaestus having graduated their boys like "actually, that was WAY too much work for two children's toys, later guys"

i actually don't think he'll stay there tho? he's gonna go live with Shaw and Neal wherever they land

this is also eiffel's third inmate where the first two fucking vanished, he's happy to live with his daughter being freed from his fuck-up and moving on with his life

yeah, Eiffel finally being able to get his deal is very important! though Cutter and Pryce getting their asses kicked before he goes off to his happy future is also going to be extremely important to Hakkai >>

he would love and appreciate that from hakkai

Jedao: I'm not a violent person

Jedao: but

Hakkai is a violent person and is willing to put this at both of their disposal as necessary

he's going to pop pryce's head like a grape

eiffel is still going to be extremely conflicted about killing them, lmao

beach to prison pipeline

they don't have to be killed, they could just be popped into a cryostasis chamber and shot off into interstellar space

that way they wouldn't be anyone's problem

(honestly Hakkai's gonna be upset about Eiffel leaving, so making sure the worst threats to his life are Thoroughly Removed is a coping mechanism)

look, if they can be saved, they have to die to go to the barge :>

Jedao inventing crusader "let god sort it out" from whole cloth lmao

LOL, love it

"killing them" read this as killing the batboys to stop them, for a moment

I feel like the Admiral would have some objections to that plan