Ratio stop taunting Callisto

I'm trying so hard to come up with witty insults, I am not witty

help

not them always going back and forth .... but stop u do so good

just constantly trying to needle each other... they're never going to be friends

I am having so much fun even if I have to think really hard about what ratio would say

if you're gonna threaten violence Callisto ratio expects you to follow through one day

also the temptation to hateship is still real

Ratio does deserve one true hateship since aventurine/ratio was a takeout

i have many good threads right now.. but my brain is too small to keep up

ratio's bonding with ereshkigal is very cute

i think he does respect her, but is somewhat exasperated by her anxiety

he can't blame her since anxiety is anxiety but girl you need to relax

also tezca and set... two fighty gods

i want him to have all the intellectual convos with both of them

it's so funny that ratio is getting along with the gods in syn

but he has a mindset that would fit really well as a steward of humanity so gods who are human like but can see the broader perspective would mesh well with him

lmao so far Tezca does like ratio which means he'll probably give him a Glock. Sign of affection,

... a Glock p

a glock..................

thanks...??????

ratio is never going to use it but thanks??????????????

Give it to aventurine

he might yeah lmao

look in his opinion everyone should have a gun

he has his imaginary chalk why does he need a gun

also very happy that march is dragging ratio to the beach

tbh he is willing to play in the water with her if that's what she wants. she's probably going to threaten him if he doesn't comply anyway

i'm also excited for ratio to be scientist buddies with elysium....

now i just gotta get more student-teacher action

someone remind me to hit todoroki's post later today...

backup

nods

using imaginary energy comes very naturally to ratio so he can't imagine that he'd ever be cut off from it

also, yesterday i finally created a spreadsheet that spits out code for my thread tracker

"you could just use the spreadsheet as the thread tracker-" no. shh. listen. pretty code

it's not that difficult anyway, it just involves verrryyy long concatenates LMAO

lmao

i also discovered CHAR (10) causes random quotes when you copy and paste but CHAR (13) doesn't. but it won't add spaces in the spreadsheet itself. that's pretty cool

sometimes i use my brain! sometimes.

sometimes. other times ratio takes it XD

ratio has taken all of my brain cells. it's him piloting the spreadsheet making

he's paying for rent by helping

ratio doesn't need to pay for rent it's fine

i'd let him live rent-free in my brain any day

also lately i've been obsessed with this vid and song春野(Haruno) 'Bubbles' Official MV

what a MOOD. ratio lives rent free and frankly seconds away from evicting ME.

ohhhh that MV, i've seen that earlier it's soooo cute help

honestly if ratio could better my life i'd let him evict me-

s a m e

totally normal ratio thoughts

we are the most normal ratio fans, as usual

i expect nothing less frankly o7

i still need a reason to use this in rp somewhere

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his canon fanclub kills me

LMAOOOO

aventuine can see why okay

i'm sure aventurine also keeps tabs on ratio's fanclubs because they're hilarious

the fact that he has canonically a regular fanclub and an Insane fanclub also adds to the hilarity

ratio is truly A Guy

at some point a split happened and i almost want to know why and how XD

the insane fanclub has to be the yumejoshis

Yeah he sends ratio the funniest parts

tbh i think ratio thinks his fanclubs are hilarious

i think i'm going to have to figure out how to get ratio to branch out more next month... ratio will always be a workaholic but there needs to be some variation in his prompts LMAO

as someone who has turned ratio into a clinic NPC workaholic, i felt that so hard XD

he needs to Get Out and Mingle

i had a lot of fun with the dating shows and hot or not

god canvas did i show you his threads with callisto from villains are destined to die

truly hilarious ventures, a valuable experience for ratio

LOL NO I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS ONE ON THIS POST HAHA BUT ITS SOUNDS HILARIOUS

I MEAN WHEN YOU MEET AN EGOTISTICAL PRINCE....

i knew immediately that i had to have their egos clash and it's just been like that since

slides into ur dms

now i desire to have ratio have more intimate interactions with callisto, but not intentionally

and i want aventurine to get jealous and fight with callisto about it lmafjdkshgjk

callisto please princess carry ratio at some point

okay, there! my thread tracker is all nice and updated now!

having this spreadsheet is going to be a godsend

i want a karaoke lounge for the base because i have been harbouring the HC that ratio is good at singing

i blame his en va for having such a smooth voice

his en VA has sung on stream! Somewhere, it’s very nice

wait

bath tubs

PLEASE CAN WE GET BATH TUBS ON BASE

onsen style is fine he just needs

he needs this

i have been sitting on tags for a while because brain doko

i am definitely getting on them and clearing my inbox by wed though... otherwise i'd have to ignore tags for another whole week

how is it that sampo has accrued the most comments lmaooo