[no-context S4 spoilers + dumb chatter] in trivial but hilarious news, i've been playing Arthur as like 5'8-9"ish bc i like the idea of him as Just Some Average Dude
which makes him like. Relatively Average/Borderline Short by modern standards, apparently
in the 1930s, apparently this makes him tall
heee
allegedly the average height of a man born in the 1900s was about 170cm, which is ~5'6
ALL THAT IMPROVED NUTRITION
and in fact that is slightly shorter in England where he's actually from
yeah WWI drafting started with taller dudes and it had a clear impact on average european heights for a generation
short Parker supremacy, average height for Asian men was <164cm / 5'4, lmfao
ITTY
collectively the fandom agrees parker is also ripped
lmao what is up with that jarthur funko pop in the middle
I MEAN arthur wake up amnesiac and immediately literally stumble onto his best friend's dead body
the tears are fine, it's the HEAD i am concerned with!!!
(read: I spent a solid 20 seconds like, WHY are those weird proportions so familiar????)
ahahaha
for the meme i guess??
but yeah it's generally agreed that Arthur played Good Cop
I'm sorry I'm also distracted
Man I forgot about that, the good cop thing being likely canon
god eps 1-4 John is such a fucking gremlin, he's such a dick
EMBARRASSING TODDLER PHASE
i love my limey beanpole and his murderous 2-day-old symbiote
early john is so hilariously dickish OKAY YOU'RE BLIND AND HE'S DEAD GET OVER IT AND GET MOVING
laughing at the idea of Arthur being the calm and restrained one in the Arthur and Parker partnership
oh i absolutely don't think that for a second, lmao. he's just the one that's not throwing chairs
we see him get to actually interrogate people in s4 and he's fucking ruthless
arthur is a BITCH and i love him so much
(not included in that screenshot, john excitedly yelling HE'S LYING >: O!!!!! when oscar lies to arthur's face)
so fucking cute
...John, Arthur is terrifying
John: 
yes, yes he is
yes, yes he is
John: what do you think I meant by "manner of a man not to fuck with?"
also Arthur being tall makes John calling him small so often doubly hilarious
daaamn the power of ...vitamin D fortified milk? and a lot of food access changes? I never think about that either! Unless I’m in a colonial house lol