Arthur is happily smitten with Sheehan, to the point of bringing him back home to Arkham with him when they're done on the Barge. they're so fucking cute guys it's absurd

they don't make a big fuss about it in public so no-one's called them out on it but they're not subtle. constant heart eyes and making out in the gazebo

Eiffel is the happy side piece to Jedao and Hakkai, which is surprising to everyone involved, but he's not not open to other people. he's just an idiot who thinks way less with his dick now that he's getting regularly blown

Richter has no prospects currently, he's just out here vibing

Stolas and Blitz had a messy fucking divorce, so they're going to be an absolute nightmare for a while, but Stolas isn't really the type to sleep around so he's just going to be pent up and bitchy

Jesse is currently flying solo, but her prospects are also limited on the Barge when she is a whole-ass lesbian

there are so few women on the Barge, it's true

Justine agrees with that. ^^^^

21 at quick count.

But yeah, it's dire out there for WLW.

Maggie over here like "it's convenient to be a bisexual"

"sorry to everyone only into women, all the women on board are hot but there aren't very many of us"

lmfao rip jesse

and of the gay ones, most are taken, teenagers, or both

quantumvelvet the 3:1 ratio is hilarious. but also we do know Jesse's type, and it's "overexcited nerd who she must protect with her life"

Jesse's girlfriend can commit ethical atrocities. as a treat. it's enrichment

ha

i love that the gazebo is everybody's makeout spot lmao

It's convenient! Very scenic.

also wow jesse and shaw are the same person

Hanna just awkwardly trying to fold cranes while everyone makes out in the gazebo

Hakkai politely ignoring it while he waters the landscaping

(also lmao when I read "Jesse's girlfriend can commit ethical atrocities" my first reaction was, too bad Root is taken)

im picturing jesse meeting frankie and trying to figure out if frankie always calling her 'gman' is flirting or not

Emily Pope is the best and should be allowed an atrocity or two.