[work] "We would like to have her onboarded August 5th" We'd all like things, doc.
She hasn't been approved, or given an offer, or had her references checked...
... or been credentialed, or set up with IT...
... or had her drug screen or bg check done.
and you want all that done in a week and a half? I guess you want us to ignore the other dozen folks we're hiring, to make it happen?
Yeah, nah. You can wait. Being the CPO doesn't make you that special.
"I'd like a billion dollars and three Bugatti Veyrons. We can't get what we'd like to have sometimes."