I answer my phone as per usual, thank you for calling redacted

this wispy sounding lady on the other end responds.

"Hi, Natalie. Don't go outside."

i'm already spooked

yeah that did it for me too

the comment of "theres stuff out there" later admittedly didnt help

phone's haunted

see it was an actual woman, ostensibly

she was calling to schedule a doctors appointment

but that was her cold line 1 opener

said in a level wispy voice

without follow up, really