family assignments let's goooooo. aelwyn will be so baffled that she was chosen as a chef before she realizes how toxic the culinary field is and then she'll be having a ball.
actually i'm even more sorry for mal having to deal with aelwyn lmao. mal is going to be hit with the brunt of aelwyn's terminal case of "missing her beautiful wife (deranged)"
randomly assigned to the pain and loss entity that has specific ties to toxic family dynamics in the forced family dynamics dimension..........................
aelwyn will also probably. be weirdly territorial about "parenting" adaine, which she will on the surface only play along with as A Bit but also..... that's her sister.
Steph parenting will probably be along the lines of "don't do anything too stupid, and if anyone gives you trouble I will fight to the death to defend you"
Doreen parenting will probably be a perkier version of Steph's, like "have fun, make good choices, let me know if I need to punch anyone! I'm making casserole for 6pm!"