batman
5 months ago
the cool thing about being able to cook is that your partner doesn't know that you're just being a lazy pos when you cooked that cheeseburger she loved but you in fact had more involved plans for dinner
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batman
5 months ago
i just didn't wanna cook those chicken thighs tonight....
batman
5 months ago
THE MAGICIAN'S SECRETS REVEALED
HEY LADY
5 months ago
Love this move tbh
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HEY LADY
5 months ago
Wives may be easily charmed with Burger
Tentessee
5 months ago
dewan's folly is always apologizing for making something easier than he had hoped. I would never know. I would not question.
Tentessee
5 months ago
When he gives me a bowl of mac and cheese mixed with canned tuna and peas I am delighted. It is a Treat.
batman
5 months ago
i always need to know if it was good, because if it wasn't good i am an absolute failure who just bombed his michilin star test
batman
5 months ago
and also the length of time i spend cooking equats to effort in my head, so
batman
5 months ago
i am always the Idiot Sandwich
batman
5 months ago
BUT I GOT A COUPLE A TRICKS
batman
5 months ago
but yes, correct, BORGER is always good
batman
5 months ago
i just regret i didn't take the extra 5 seconds to thinly slice an onion to steam with them, but
batman
5 months ago
wcyd
Shard
5 months ago
fortheloveofgodmontresso...: I swear, I always thought this was a recipe my mother came up with.
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