Hmm my only pair of shorts are like 10 years old and are threadbare at this point. I wonder if I should grab an old pair of jeans and cut the legs off them like I used to when I was a teenager
tho is that uncool for a 30 yr old to do
it won't look good and also I don't have any scissors
might have to knife it
the alternative is to just get a new pair of shorts
my faithful pair of green shorts are coming apart at the seams but somehow there's no crotch hole so it's probably the best pair of legwear I've ever had