"ziri go get a real haircut" i cannot afford real haircut but have electric razor and the brain zoomies command The Defluffening

(triggered by how hot it is and how bad my headache was yesterday it made my skull AND my face throb)

YMMV but I did a nape of neck undercut last summer and the temp decrease is huge

But I got to be able to keep it down or up too which for my indecisive ass is great

oh yiiii I'm definitely touching up my nape of neck undercut for sure because the weight of my own hair triggers the skullcrackers sometimes

my problem is I see the Cute Hairstyle on other people but when it is on me specifically something Goes Wrong

v upsetting

IT LOOKS V CUTE probably requires Effort and Product when i have...neither, actually

also the horrifying discovery that my hair is so thin now that well.

most hairstyles look v sad

God mood I cannot actually have effort required of my hair

But it's so cute on others

i want to look cute but i have so little energy it all has to go into Important Functions and today's functions are "dishes, laundry, cooking"

and i will treat myself to being a pixel bunny because i deserve it

if it makes you feel better that person looks to me like they are almost certainly using extensions or at minimum a masive amount of Product

but definitely start with the nape for Cool In Summer reasons.

I recommend from experience Zoop It All Off, get good texture to pet

probably product

Cygnahime: downside i do not like how it looks when all of it gets zooped off, I used to keep it SUPER SHORT all over with only an inch or so on top and i did not enjoy how many people masc-nouned me

ew, unpleasant

(i used to be an aquatic voidling for Sports and so short was easy to maintain)

like it was cute but also....mascnouned

/inverts from allergic to being mascnouned

I think it's less likely to happen now you are not a sprootling? but also yeah blah

true

back then we could afford t-shirts and i got dude pants because pockets and Huge Pants with Huge Pockets were The Fashion so i was wearing the equivalent of a potato sack

meanwhile now i am like "cute jeans or rufflebeast dresses with So Many Pockets" so there's that

I don't think I've gotten mascnouned in dresses and with Figure

right

(the contrast btw shaved head and dress being kind of my goal Look wise)

live the dream

my problem is i want to be like

high fantasy Gender, Magical Girl Gender, or Cyberpunk Gender all at the same time and let me tell you none of those vibe properly together

and coming to terms with the fact that the Very Pretty Silky Hair or Majestic Styles are absolutely never going to be in my cards because my hair cannot unfrizz for the life of me

also too heavy

all the styles i am in love with are too heavy

and i tried to cut a lot of it off to do fun spiked styles back when i had thicker hair and I looked. A bit threadbare even then and also a bit silly

What you should do is LONGSHORT. Where you're longer than fuzzy, but short.

consider: shaved is less shit to worry about under wigs?

Shaved is less to worry about, but...wigs itchy and they slide off my head

Also wigs??? In this heat??? Non