that the artifact had a warranty because it doesn't work
dead and hopes nurgle leaves
tricked and so is the god of decay
where that strange man went
returned home
he will eventually get his refund
money to feed his family, since the artifact of infinite pretzels he bought from theghostofpurlk does not work
to his lawyer to draw up a lawsuit
his lawyer to do this service for free
curio and artifact insurance
curio and artifact insurance from bomko
bad for scamming bomko by giving him fake money
that bomko found a use for the fake money
up a lawsuit with a lawyer and wins a refund
his family that he is now able to feed
if there is more currency to eat
the rest of his fake money to bomko
all of the currency at once
despondent, sorrowful, sad, melancholy, disheartened, forlorn, glum, morose, sad, doleful, downhearted, woebegone, and dispirited