shout out to all my seattle friends yall know i love u but u also know Exactly who that type is in the north sometimes

jksadj the face at the bottom on the first page

is perfect

me screaming about all of these all the time

You can dislike Biden but not voting for him won't help

did. did someone say you hate brown people omg

it's a face i must make often,

I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN JALAPENO POPPERS, COKE, AND OREOS FOR BREAKFAST!!!

timmtams: i had the rhetoric floating around when my big politic plurk was being replurked a while back lol

heard*

ohhh no bad

THE FACE AT THE BOTTOM OF PAGE ONE IS KILLING ME

Every face here needs to be an emote

ash your art is god good and so funny

wittyandgay:

obama’s whitesona took me out

thank u friends I KNOW PLURK CAN BE AN ECHO CHAMBER and most of yall are like. sane. but even so sometimes i must vent the bees.

i shouldn't have eaten jalapeno poppers, coke, and oreos for breakfast. but here i am, and i need to take tums. Ash,

am i WRONG

no that's a really really apt metaphor actually

that is such a good metaphor

it seemed like a good idea at the time but now i have regrets

"i made a lot of bad gastronomical decisions and now i need to take something that will soothe the pain but it is not whatsoever a long-term solution and i'm aware of that"

it is far from the point but I LOVE HOW YOU STYLIZED YOUR HAIR IT'S SO CUTE

dalkfj thank u

the HYPE poster. I'm sobbing

obviously dems need to go back in time. to before america was founded. and stop it from happening

white obama. i'm screaming

this is how they can win a totally nonproblematic victory

I agree. But you already know that so that is my note

the cursed thought of "obviously what we need is a tiktoker as a presidential candidate so younger folks will vote for him" went through my head

ur not wrong

me trying to think of what tiktoker is even over 35

prozd for president

PROZD FOR PRESIDENT

wait no shit he’s 33

he'll be 35 by 2028,

... PROZD FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

we'll have a new socmed platform then. cockdock idk

COCKDOCK....

if biden drops dead during his term, we get president kamala harris. what's the problem.

I feel myself in the spirit of these comics

ash bro these are good but also step away from politics for the weekend youre in hell

I AM I'M DOIN RP NOW doodling it out via darkish comedy helped lol

i'm glad ppl appreciate obama's whitesona, o'donnell

heck i should have wrote that in

O’DONNELL perfect

god. in fact i do know those people who have lived only in safe liberal havens who have ZERO concept what it's like in a red state

THEY DRIVE ME INSANE

it can be a little exhausting!!

I want to make posters of these and post them everywhere

these are perfection

some people think they have to be IN LOVE with a candidate before they can vote for them and it's like.... NO. No. You just have to vote for the one who will harm less people. It's really that easy.

markiplier is old enough to be president, he's no tiktoker, but look,

getting to love your candidate is not a luxury we're going to have for a long time until we deeply defuck the shit that has gone wrong these last 8 years....

elect markiplier and he will finally put an end to the LA gangs roving outside his house

someone should make a romance game but with US presidential candidates so that people will understand the stakes. (because reality is beyond them right now.)

democrats still rereading that doujinshi of 90s clinton/00s obama

lakdfaskdf

my boomer granpa had me make a pin for him a couple days ago:

We're in TN.
ppl know the situation is shit. but goddamn. The hole is dug. It is not actually endorsement at this point but survival for those of us in states w such sparkling laws on the table as "we wanna make it illegal to leave the state to do trans or abortion things we don't want u to do"

Matchre: that is precious and truth

anything even mildly dem or leftist is seen as borrowing trouble to wear out the house around here

Yeah not to put my family's business out there and some folks know the details already but as recently as a few months ago my baby sis almost died from a miscarriage cuz lmao abortions 8' )

so if i seem a little unhinged sometimes!! I feel like I'm valid!!

the real political comic of our age

THESE ARE SO GOOD

my sister and BIL keep trying to get us to vote for RFK

help

cathartesaura:

One of the ways she is trying to do this is showing me a video of him catching a snake

oh to live a life where i could base my political opinions on that kind of bullshit

Do they know about the brain worm?

Honestly considering Paul, that’s probably an improvement

They know about the brain worm

I love your Hypothetical Chris Clone that we can just thaw out

cathartesaura: i thought i sent this the other day, but considering you BIL was almost assuredly a trump voter in 2016, this is a huge improvement.

hopefully he is trying to sway all his former trump friends just as hard.