bless Hunter for being consistently too sincere to realise that by saying "please don't do a thing" everyone will immediately stress test the thing

hunter and jedao both take their jobs very seriously

however

jedao is cynical enough not to say shit

he's gonna like. bring hunter some tea

silently

big "that's rough, buddy" vibes

jedao is the best cousin

hunter is a very sincere young man...

gently cleans out old tags to make way for a new month, now that my wife is pneumonia-clear and two weeks post-surgery

god it has been Two Fucking Weeks for sure

Hilbert: I'm not talking to wardens
Eiffel: /exists
Hilbert: so this BITCH--

look, Eiffel's on the 'Hilbert has seven friends' list

he'll complain to his five friends, everyone else can fuck off

it's truly an incredibly rare honour

people should value that more. when the hissing cat lets you pat it you KNOW you've got it made

metaphorically biting everyone else, letting Eiffel scratch him behind the ears while making grumbly noises the entire time

that sort of cat

eiffel is genuinely so pissed about this tho, good lord

my boy doesn't get spicy very often but when he does

taps away at other tags while I vibrate about Jesse's app, lmao

sorry arthur, sometimes realising things about yourself fucking sucks

Will: Oh yeah I've seen some weird shit
Jesse: bet

Ha, nice. She makes a good distinction there.

Ihdreniel tinwateringcan shipoftheseus gently nudges y'all about a graduation comment

i'm still so behind i'm sorry ;;

no stress! that's why I bumped

Just let me know if I summed up too much. I'm open to conversation during the explanation, I just figured I'd get the boring stuff out of the way. But I'm happy to edit, too

it's the little things

Hakkai agrees emphatically

unlimited hot showers are an amazing luxury

like yes arthur has hot water in the 30s but i can't imagine Arkham infrastructure is particularly ahead of the curve, and he's certainly used to going without