so like, i know will poulter was only in like 1 episode with like 10 minutes of screentime last season but

is it bad that i really liked him a lot and I was super hype to see him in these first few mins of s3

Oops all Faks rofllll. That is too accurate though.

he just had this really stoic vibe last season and I was super about it

stickyholograms: lmaoo

i also know john mulaney has problematic Stuff but he's really good in this

i recently watched Hank Green's comedy special on Dropout where he talks about how he had hoped his chemo curls would be kind of a Jeremy Allen White situation and I can't help quietly laughing every 5 mins about it

jeff winger why are u like this

aww the message was to richie

softe

i have so many Thoughts abt carmy literally not even remembering what he said to Richie during his breakdown

one entire full Emotion

Oh my god wait are you just starting the season?

yessir

I won’t say anything else for now but !!!!!

it's okay i have no prob with spoilers really

Well then I’ll just say for now that John Mulaney’s character literally spraying Fabreeze all over Carmy made me scream.

ahahahha

man

watching this is a little like watching Hannibal in that i want to eat everything they make, except in this what they're making isn't long pig

let me app will graham specifically so he can be sus of everything carmy makes like

IS THIS PEOPLE

man this episode

is a fucking lot of episode

like

this is the longest fanvid I've ever seen

which i mean in the most positive of ways

extremely good but also holy shit

They did some interesting things with the vibes~ this season fo sho.

i mean as someone who mainlines fanvids on the daily i'm about it

it's definitely a change of pace from last season so far tho

jack and carmy need to bond over alcoholic parents

truly

holy shit that was the whole episode, they really did change the pacing

you know what, I'm kinda here for it

Will Poulter is under-appreciated, imho, and I really enjoy what I've seen of his stuff. 🤌

will poulter as a line cook is my type and i can't explain why

"how long have you been here"
"i'm good"
carmy........ that's not

god i love sydney

she's so good

my son

oh noo they're talking through syd

fakdf';lasdfkjla

BABY REPLICANT

who's not self-actualized

pleasee

i respect ur honesty and bravery from inside a locked vault

LIKE A GODDAMN G

THATS MY DOJO

my son

FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THAT DOJO

"what's this ass"

contempt even

syd and richie have come so far since s1

these two are actual fucking children

the faks are in suits

adjsfla;krgjkl;a
they just said like 3 lines at the same time, in a row

lmfao fuck you richie, just. every other line

classic behavioral disregulations

well then i actually take it back fuck you

fucking

children

SHOW ME A FUNCTIONAL ONE

I think one of my greatest moments of joy in the entire series was when Fak was caught in the middle of their bitchfit and getting upset so Carmy fed him some food.

this is next on my list

ooh my god they just saying the same fucking lines as each other on repeat im dying

affirmative

okay i'm kind of team richie about tipping, a little bit

marcus my love

aw carmy trying to talk to marcus about his loss

speaksincolor: it's extremely good man

oh boy plurk is being shitty about loading responses again for me today cool cool cool

oh no this funeral is soft

"i made the margins wider"
"why"
"because you write in the margins"

extremely cute

stay OUT of the DREAM WEAVE carmen

never again oh my god

im sorry SUPER SOAKERS

syd is the top in this relationship

fr there there's this trope of "oh x character needs a dom so they can stop thinking" and usually it's a cop=out but boy oh boy

carmy could fucking use one

he needs, like, explicit instructions on 3 things he should be doing and then a shitload of praise when he does them bc this man is Falling Fucking Apart

i love marcus so much

aw richie and his daughter pls

oh my GOD it's so SOFT

he's such a dad i can't

HE TOOK OFF HIS RING

merhorse

caterpillar

foox

sob

every other minute i think "carmy really just does need someone who doesn't mind that he cries post-coitally and will slam him down big style"

he really needs to be slammed down big style

also 100% while i felt a bit mixed about this season compared to the other ones, marcus!!!! everything about marcus!!!

marcus is perfect and has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life

Objectively Correct Statement

"i do not give a flying fuck into a rolling donut-" richie

please

Richie is a Vonnegut fan confirmed

I mean I guess it could be a Shameless callback too, but as the bitch with four Vonnegut tattoos I am uniquely positioned to tell you that is a Slaughterhouse-5 original.

richie as a vonnegut fan feels right

alright ep 5 lets go

aw marcus and syd

god the score for this show

the music absolutely slaps

oh richie's talking to that chick from that one ep isn't he

cute

oh my god fucking john cena

the cameos on this show what the fuck lmfao

faks attack, stop

if they fire marcus i will fucking riot

fuck yeah natalie

oh hey, batista

cute

oh no mikey and T

this is so softe

the dad lore

no wonder t loved mikey so much

oh ayo directed that one

that's wonderful