slaps a sticker on this Sin

Asshole (affectionately)

And boy howdy, do we adore that asshole

IT IS AN UNWISE CHOICE but we're here now

Dumbass is my middle name, so..

Can't take care of yourself? Got some issues? A little bit fucked? Let me introduce you to this neat little thing called Greed the Avaricious

Mr. Four Arms, Four Firm Hands to set you on the path the rocks

Four Arms to arm wrestle against in August

let's GO

fuck FUCK i am losing itsleeping with the fishies. snork mimimimi

"If you don't cheer and clap for him, I'll blow this whole building up."

YEAH sounds about right

LMAO

Greed being like LOOK AT MY SPECIAL GUY look at him and clap you mother fuckers

at everyone he's ever met ever

While also holding a can of gas and a lit match

hee hee hee

no i will not stop making memes

its the partner to this one i made a while back

sevgsgb COUGHS AND HACKS AND WHEEZES

HOW ARE YOU SO FAST

also yeah clap for this devil man, look at this guy, loves this guy, 10/10

I JUST CPED STUFF INTO AN IMAGE AND LET IT FLY TBF

wheezing into a cup of coffee this morning christ CHRIST

s a l t y .Get rid of me, pussy and yeah. YEAH he was that son

the worst son

"You're not supposed to like people." Greed, loving people way too much

"Don't know what you're talking about."

he's a softie under the armor

HE IS A STUPID HOMUNCULUS

but he sure is and he isn't lying if he's just lying to himself. Greed logic

tapping his skull like: I've connected the dots

hes so dumb i love him

📂 (@ranboolys) on Xfearless like

sbdgjkbsjgb FEARLESS THE REAL MVP for taking his Want Fever and just

sack of potatoes a homunculus

Greed: I don't know what I expected but it certainly wasn't being thrown over a dragon's shoulder today but ok, tonight we ball I guess

Get yourself a man who will hang from a tree and argue with you while a fight is happening

Greed logic:

[lucifer voice] that's what i'm talking about

gonna have to go gome and be pissed all mammon gives a shit about wanting is money

Greed like take me to your hell, Lucy. Let me kick this dude out

Homunculi don't get an afterlife (usually) so let him do this LET HIM clean out the garbage

sits in it like: hell yeah this is mine now

hee hee

HES SOLD

i love ponytail boys

"i can't get in between sin politics but..."

PONY TAIL BOYS god god give me an Ed in Heckin'

It'll be hilarious

TOO BAD Greed thinks all governments are garbage so like

middle fingers, let this biker boyfriend kick your brother's ass outta his stupid chair

realistically all of hell is sick of mammons shit by now so no one would bother to stop him lmao

(seriously though I would kill for an Ed just so Greed can him short stack and get tossed into a wall)

HE IS HAPPY to do a service

AN ED WOULD BE GREAT

lucifer and ed spider-man pointing at each other

WHEEZE

wish i could mitosis so i could play half the fma cast

ed and ling would be so good here

NO ONE WOULD COMPLAIN IF GREED REPLACED MAMMON

no one except maybe mammon

mammon would complain yeah but no one else

just shut him up it's fine

love_letters grips shoulder I ALSO wish this and I would kill for either. Both would be absolutely fantastic and Ling would give Greed such the biggest headache. Keep this would be pissant emperor away from everything my GOD

DrFishbone KICK DOWN THE DOOR good bye Mammon, hello homunculus yes, please give him a sparkly crown, a bar, and be his friend citizens of Greed

Boy, it sure do be shit on Mammon o’clock somewhere

twinkles is out, long live leather

i GUESS fearless is gonna have to give him a headache anyway

It's always Shit On Mammon o'Clock

YEAH FEARLESS SURE IS LIKE wowie zowie noodles, when did you get the balls

he wasn't raised

it's ok, neither was Greed

baby boys theme intensifies

Look there's a black sheep in every family EVEN THE SIN FAMILY

of course we haven't met leviathan yet either he may be a total dickwad too

THERE HAS TO BE at least 1

I'm actually excited to see what the hell they do with Leviathan. Got my eyes glued, ready for more weird sin shit

love_letters also this is relevant to you, but Greed and Fearless through Hell making trouble y/y

Y e s

everyone else: but why
them: because we can can and we will will

also this plurk is a mess but we all signed up, read the fine print, and I actually slept so

makes sense

I'm SO READY for leviathan he's my patron demon blorbo

"Why???" Because fish

I CANNOT WAIT give us the fish

GIVE US THE FISH!!!

OH FUCK I FOUND IT AGAIN☢ my blood's boiling it's beatin' out propane

Happy Father's Day, Signed Greed with his own hand chopped off

I didn't say it, the shirt says it, and that's the truth:Greed FMA is magnificent

GOD

this fucking face is killing me

like nya I'm a bitch to kill

but I'm easy otherwise

nya :3c

Greed the Nyavaricous