https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/268194387274498058/1256446887431635025/image.png?ex=6680ccd9&is=667f7b59&hm=46c48b666c70a304cecd6b522a4039890efbfd128d2b8d3e083810ae60ab7b4b& ngl i'm a little salty there's only one (1) fic with this guy on ao3 and nothing anywhere else
he's been an available character for ages now
how is there no smut, no doujin, not even gen ...
i've never experienced fandom desert before 
Where's the Baywatch AU that skin calls for?
right?
there's plenty of beach themes
... i bet it's all on twitter, which i barely use except to click someone else's link to.