I have good fucking food in my inbox

Such good food, stick it in my mouth

those excellent meals

Yeah you do! (not a stalker)

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS ON MY LIST

accessories points at eyes be prepared

I AM ON MY WAY to have Greed be a problem

Silly rabbit, I’m never prepared but I sure do wing it

hee hee hee

god. me not opening my threads on work wifi ever.

HIGH FIVE FOR WINGIN' IT

tacce No one in a work space would be prepared so THIS IS A WISE CHOICE

daily periodically messages me sweating over the porny thread lmao

Snitches get stitches

if you kill me the thread will stop

Who said kill? You can live with stitches

nope that's how i expire sorry

I’m flexible, I’ll think of something creative as a substitute

WHEEZES LET ME TELL YOU things went from 0 to 60 real fast

they sure did

the devil does nothing by halves i guess

That speed dial never fucking happens

LOL

no he'll make it happen

he wants to be on the speed dial.

Djsksjdj WHEEZE

Just post fuck adding to your name to your creature's contact list. Smooth move

look i guarantee you hes gonna be laying there a while afterward might as well look less clingy by doing something useful

Listen Greed is going to tangle his limbs all up in that shit after he's had a smoke and the rest of his drink. It's only polite

it IS only polite. get ready to get napped on buddy

Greed the Avaricious: your personal, at home space heater ready and waits for you sir

greed like 'uh oh i cant be greedy about the devil' but now the devil is a feral cat he fed one time and keeps coming back

CAN'T BE GREEDY FOR THE DEVIL

Yeah well cats like him in the afterlife. C'mere kitten, he'll always scratch your itch

And also maybe he gives a lot of shit maybe

cant wait for lucifer to also just drape across him entirely nonsexually to vibe on him periodically. his greed actually