This poor girl was like “I’m a 36C” and I was like ...can I measure you and she is. A 38G

I just think this marketing is so funny. This is the first time it’s ever gone on sale so like. Yeah. Fuck dude it sure do.

It’s sorta dead for a Friday... lots of time with fuckall to do

And so I am. Refreshing my email for tags

Tagging Sunday with Robin gets to wait for my full attention tho

My coworker was apparently... hot? At her house? So she came in like an hour early to be in our AC here

My feet hurt... I wore my work shoes today and I sort of wish I hadn’t but I can’t just cheat and wear my illegal shoes forever

Have parked myself on a bench bc it’s dead

One of the new transfer associates reorganized all the panties while I was gone? Help I’m territorial and I don’t like change

Organizing is MY thing