i feel like i'm the equivalent of if you put Daria in sad clown makeup

just like. clown nose, apathetic honk honk

not very intimidating

Legit. Especially post Newport. 🥰😂🫶

oh my god we don't talk about newport

fuck newport forever

l m a o Karen and I were sitting in the car with our lil bevvies watching a hundred girls with platinum blonde hair down to their knees walk out of that shop, getting progressively more concerned.

I am bad at numeral quantification, but I have not found you very intimidating, rather very kind and welcoming.

Intimidation factor pre-shrooms was like an 8 and post was like a 3.

crossthesky: I AM VERY GLAD thank you !

stickyholograms: extremely pleased doing psychedelics w you knocked five points off my score

that fucking salon was the straightest hetero white girl salon in a state full of straightass hetero white girl salons and it was such a mistake

7 or 8 at jump, maybe a 4 at this point

7 or 8 is wild 2 me, a clown

even 4 is a little wild

probably has as much to do with me being a human purse dog as anything, I grant you

i pat ur pursedog head

kind of 4 because you seem cool in ways I am not

hey

bro

your fuckin FACE is cool

yeah see that's the other thing: you are also vastly cooler than I am, which bothers me not, but it does impart a certain quality to any interaction we have

please let me take this time to assure you all that I am not even remotely cool lmao

i am not sure where this misconception is coming from but it is completely unearned on my part

untrue, shan't hear of it, accept your coolness or face my wrath, etc.

i choose the wrath

well

to be honest

I'm not mad.

but I am a little disappointed

like it's fine. just. you know.

ouch

shots fired

okay u got me

i concede

your cool dude sunglasses will be in the post

like a decade ago when I first met you like an 8 bc all I knew about you was that you were a good writer and very popular. intimidating aura of quality.

now I give you nothing. I'll pick you up and dribble you like a basketball. maybe you can have 1 point as a courtesy.

LMFAOO

see

that's just right, that last bit, yeah

that's correct

I'm hearing you like to be held. like a balled up hedgehog.

actual selfie of me

the hedgehog

hold me

LMFAO I retract my statement. you live outside, on the concrete.

hahahahaha

hey do u remember when we used to aggressively respect each others (nonexistent) boundaries

that sure was a time

man why were we so weird

I'm stepping into your space

i think the better question is why weren't we weirder, like we are now, which is significantly more weird

than the extremely normal and polite Beforetimes

u know what, fair point. I find our current level of weird extremely satisfying.

I also enjoy it and am equivalently tormented by it

enthralled and haunted by the milk

every day I plot how to subtly work dairy into Michael's tags without it standing out

god fucking damn it of course you do

you will point at it and go SEE SHE'S DOING IT but people will shrug cause eh, that looks like it belongs there.

so subtle. so tormenting.

you're gonna milklight me

is what ur saying

god the temptation to change my display name somewhere is so strong. love that one.

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