Passed out after work just full on sprawl, leggies out real far

welcome back!

THANK YA KINDLY

Eyyyyy

YO YO BUDDY

welcome back 2 life

THANK YOU I am .. getting to function junction here

WHOOF greed is spicee with all these stabbings

too many bestabbed things

Yeah he is uh an unhappy Sin

He's gunna need 1 vacation from all this bullshittery

time to massage greed instead of the opposite

someone just give him a whole pack of smokes and a bubble bath

use his own treatment on him

Greed just like, HEY hey hey hey

everyone piss off for like. a full 24 hours

if I hear shit I will hand you over to Kamora

just a heads

Groovy? AWESOME

sinks into a tub with a gold bath bomb and the biggest handle of scotch he can find

"I'mma set off a giant ass firework next month."

Vel. Vel please order as much gold bath shit from upstairs as you can. Or steal it like

shes GOT u

vel supplies the goods the dragon guards the door

FAN FUCKIN TASTIC A+ everyone take a bonus

also someone drop off this giant stack of cash to Alastor, he owns the man a solid or something

Greed: why people mess with me stuff

Just have Kamora make biscuits on his wet hair for hours, it's fine. He'll come out of it like

"So we're having a festival, don't care, everyone find your food places, I need 100 cases of fireworks and firecrackers."

"Also a really big firework. I'm going to light that sucker up."

what OTHER point is there to festivals than fireworks??

EXACTLY

But I think the funniest thing would be just Greed finally taking a nap like

He dozes but never like dead crashes

Just catch him at the bar face first on the counter, dead to the god damn world

csfhsduyfgfhdg

everyone like no don't wake him

CRASHING HARD BABY but hey he goes get it. All this comes with running a crew just

JFC god damn pissants

he loves them

he does

HANDS IN THE AIR

like we just don't care?

Jdsishjddj