[work]: Boss: We need you to not schedule many of XX because we have too many
Me: ok
Boss: But make sure the newbies only do XX cuz they’re new.
Me:
Me: ok
Boss: But make sure the newbies only do XX cuz they’re new.
Me:
SO YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YPURSELF OKOKOK COOL NICE OK
Eat my nonexistent dick 
what the fuck are u supposed to DO then
i hate ur boss sm
Onomatophobia: EVERYONE HERE DOES HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HES DOING LMFAO
"So only schedule the newbies for one shift a week, got it"
:V
I CAN SEE THAT THIS IS RIDICULOUS
YonFellow: they literally only do have one day a week on the scheduler lol
What the fuck are you even supposed to do
FUCKIN DIE I GUESS