I'm... yes. This is so on point

i love playing this duck, i love her cr, i love the chaos

Honestly I love their silly little mishmosh household so much

I am overdue for a good thread with Webby, I admit

Today in a thread with Zazie - their action brackets [ It's less of a struggle here, of course, but what does this Vil get out of it? Especially from someone as chaotic as Webby ]

and naturally my action bracket response -[ Questions Webby asks herself daily, to be sure.]

this also reminds me- Vil will be strong arming Webby into giving Maruki an apology for her little attempt at spying

...

is this a good time to mention I literally just put in shard rewards for her to get listening devices/bugs to plant in his office, like, an hour ago.

LMFAO

oh my GOD

WEBBY

(I jokingly mentioned this to Akechi-mun and they pretty much begged me to go through with it, so.)

lol look, what Vil doesn't know

he only has moderate control over Webby

or she could plant bugs outside his office as the non-mentioned-to-Vil compromise

The plan is that Maruki is already sus of her, and will have Akechi sweep the place for bugs, which he will find repeatedly over several weeks and be very ???? that the spy is in fact, a duckling.

Vil is

so tired

....sigh Loki admires it, but wonders to what end?

/gestures to her top secret agent spy granny/ SHE LEARNED FROM THE BEST

SHE IS STILL GIVING MARUKI AN APOLOGY

Naturally this all depends on if this gets approved, so for all this tomfoolery, it could be rejected. we'll keep our fingers crossed.

and y'know, Maruki has a network post now, I can throw Webby in there for the apology

I mean, 'why'?

why is Akechi putting Webby up to this, rather?

please do so I can stalk it

/is somewhat amused

Oh, he's not putting her up to this. Akechi is working with Maruki, Maruki knows Webby is spying on him, so he's having Akechi try to put a stop to that

The hilarity is that Akechi won't realize, until it's literally pointed out to him, that the spy is.

the duck.

.......that's still just...why?

other than Maruki wanting this stopped.

(I take it telling WEbby to not do this didn't work?)

To be fair, no one ever said "Webby, don't spy on Maruki."

then again, WHO WOULD ASK HER THAT TO BEGIN WITH

(I'm very amused. And also as I said, I'm overdue for a thread with Webby.)

it'd be the logical response to finding out she's trying to spy on him >>

But she's spying on him because Freiment, who lives with Webby and Vil, is having counseling sessions with Maruki. Vil got worried about Maruki's credentials, so Webby's idea was to spy on Maruki to help out.

Oh Vil isn't having sessions, he was just researching to make sure the guy wasn't a fraud for Freminet's sake

oh wait not

I misread

you got it

I'm tired

Anyway Vil WILL tell her not to spy on him but we can handwave some loophole she can exploit- since his focus will be "you can't just listen in on people's counseling sessions!"

Oh absolutely. Loopholes can and will be exploited.

You all have quite the lovely chaos knot there. applauds

so here's her apology and we'll see how this. unfolds.

that way we get the best of all worlds and the bonus of Vil needing a stiff drink by the end of this

IT'S GOING SO WELL SO FAR.

I'm McFucking dying

i mean really, did we expect this kid to have even the slightest grasp of what therapy is considering... /GESTURES TO HER UPBRINGING

oh Webby