This picture is totally an accurate depiction of her. Really. Honest. Not hiding anything at all.

Kiritsugu be like: /walks Sayori to a daycare.

Just leave her with your Yakuza buddies, Kerry, it'll be fine. She can be Taiga's new sister.

That'll work... right up until Penny gets fridged again.

it's okay, Barghest is used to working with people who are prettier on the outside than the inside

Booooobs

Sayori just gonna hide away in there for a bit

Hey look who it is:

well, okay, technically I'm logged in as no one right now but she's who I was logged in last

Honestly she could use a supportive girl like Hikari.

...yeah, from what I know from fandom osmosis, she really does

I mean she had one

But then she found out their world wasn't real and went insane.

Oh no it's magic Natsuki

/pretends to be shocked

god help us all—

but in all seriousness, they'd be sweet together...

She could use someone like Konoka

Hibiki and Sayori is just an example of the two of them feeding off each other in both directions.

Yang

Yeah this could go very bad or a concerning sort of well if Pidonus catches on and steps the fuck in to stop it

Honestly Sayori's entirely too vulnerable to charm.

Mind, DDLC being what it is, we have to assume Sayori's been removed from it for her to do much and now I'm thinking about this

I feel like "assuming Sayori is a flesh-and-blood human" is kinda the price for entry to this one...

She doesn't really do the "girlfriend in the computer" role as well as Monika.