levi making jean hurt worse before it gets better! EHHEHE

also timmtams may we handwave that jean has probably come to dolph for uhhh unspecified rib breakage to be healed

(or we can thread it, it'll just have to be set post-confession stuff)

sorry Jean-

"unspecified rib breakage" good choice Jean lmao

he'll keep your secret sir dw

:')

(or dolph will worm it out but jean will swear to him not to bring it up)

(ftr levi doesn't care for his own sake do whatever you like Jean)

oh of course but yet again jean loves his people and this is clearly not levi as he normally is

so he's not getting it actually held against him

Sure that's fine. Dolph can heal him right up

up to you if you wanna do a thread or handwave! just bc it is kind of funny if jean is like haha so i broke my ribs
dolph:
dolph: what happened to i'll be careful

who was going off half-cocked Jean-

I'll never say no to more jean threads!!

also holy fuck this song you linked me has my real name in it???

OH

i did not know that was your real name LMAO SORRY THE SPOOKY ROMANTIC SONG IS ABOUT YOU

lavellalalan still you sir :|

IT'S WILD it has the correct spelling and everything???

this is me with a certain perfect circle song

incredible

dolph asking jean to take time for himself after the event is over

it's important!! he worries :c

is hugging levi taking time for himself --

fdgf yes but also other things too!!

this is how we end up in the aot bbq era

jean: i'm going to sit here and grill a steak and if something explodes it's Not My Problem

hug him

AOTs like "this is our bubble everyone else fuck off for a while"

jean: grilling a steak and smoking a cigarette

this icon for days

me looking at the club post like one day i'll put jean in drag

she whould be so pretty

x

also relevant to timmtamsFroggy with a penjean's mental vision of himself in his thirties LOL

he can't beat the alex allegations

dfgdfg

dolph sweats, I'm in trouble

ldgjsg LOOK WHAT FUCKING CAITLIN JUST SENT ME

Imgur

mackleberry i'm cackling

LMFAO

JEAN DESERVES TO JUST CHILL WITH SOME BREWSKIS AND HIS GRILL AFTER THIS. FUCK

jean doesn't even own a grill i think it's erwin's

well STAEL IT

HE'S NOT GONNA STEAL FROM HIS DAD COMMANDER!!

mackleberry the way i fucking cackled

HE'S JUST SOOOOO ENDEARING AND GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES WELL MARUKI is buying it. hook line and sinker

such a cool guy and then he cries

[ignore the 5 years of grueling training he went through to get here]

smsmsnndbdnsnfbks ALL THE COOLEST GUYS CRY

it really does kill me that like
at 15 he's rank 6/10 of the top ten, which seems shitty

but the other ranks are Mikasa, Titan, Titan, Titan, Eren (Titan)

he's literally the strongest human in the series holds him gently

also one day i need a deaging event so maruki can meet the shitty sad teenager

oh my GOD i love age up/down events.... please.....

jean like eren actually has eras it's funny

his hair starts that short

and then it gets longer

and longer

longerrrr

also he has a stupid had

*hat

also this is him at 22 i hate him

STUPID HAT TO MATCH EREN'S STUPID HAT

STUPID BOYS !!!

STUPID HAT BOY SQUAD

Happy to announce Subaru got a dumb Jean training story

jean how dare u grow up to be so handsome

also pls for a deaging event

timmtams me like I WANNA KNOOOW

chews on wood (it may be something i already know oocly but hehe)

dfgdfg basically he's going to show jean the port where someone can upload shit into dolph's brain

and then get a killkey in case that ever happens to him so jean can shut him down

WEH

btw this speaks VOLUMES of his trust because it's the one thing he's never told anyone EVER and it's his one big fear that someone he trusts will abuse it

hilariously, similarly, jean is going to tell dolph that he's been a titan. and that if it ever happens again he should just kill jean, because it's not likely there's any way to reverse it

like more so than I love you, THIS is huge

IT IS

burden jean with this knowledge i love it it's also great impetus for why he might be looking into assisting with the arm

omg jean yes tell him that

im know he knows but jean will show him how to kill a titan for sure

;; love is sharing kill secrets

in fairness it's not a secret LMAO it's p common knowledge but. he tries not to tell people he's been one
its closer to like. people might tell you there's a chance to save me and whatever they say I want you to know that I'd rather be dead

YEAH ... yeah

dolph feels the same way about his whole deal too

holds the them

weeps, baby boys

we gotta thread out their later grips hands

oh absolutely