It's stupid Sin Hours again. Why? Because it's going to be over 100 degrees and sticky as shit so
Star's art dump
Star's art dump
Someone in Heck please buy him this shirt
Someone else please wear Fries Before Guys
oh my GOD
yes
PLEASE DJSKDJDJ GOD they could bro put in front of a store in Heaven that doesn't let them in
"Oh man WOW sucks to be us huh."
How To Be A Complete Turd by Greed T. Avaricious
it's so much worse when you remember greed has two sets of arms to flex with now
IT'LL BE GLORIOUS
So many arms for doing things and lifting stuff
100% more beef
Djksjejdjd MORE BEEF GOD
Also piece of shit walking through
knife cat gijinka
knife cat gijinka
Greed all arms, long legs, just always moving like he's got a song in his head (he does. He's discovering so much music that isn't from the 1700s - 1900s)
Slips this in here even though I've linked it before
Comfy Dumpster
Comfy Dumpster
A fashion ICON
BOSS PLEASE NO
PLEASE NO WHAT this is AN EXCELLENT CHOICE
SLIDING in here for stupid sin hours but it's Heckin' adjacent
heckin adjacent time wags tail
So Kamora? She has nicknames for all the Nesters and frequent visitors of the Nest
And they are SO RUDE
LMAO
Velvet: Barbie
Veneer: Ken
Fearless: Limp Noodle
Seras: Tits
Nanami: Check Book
Para: Baby
BJ: Trash
Veneer: Ken
Fearless: Limp Noodle
Seras: Tits
Nanami: Check Book
Para: Baby
BJ: Trash
Because she never thinks she should EVER grace anyone with her voice she morse codes with a kickie feet
Moxxie: Butler
Greed gets a few because of their arrangement
cant wait for lucifer to be an annoyance there constantly and get a nickname. i hope its mean
Including just Avarice, Grabby, Fuck Boy, Dumbass, Shark Face, and Battery
Angel: Fly Trap
Maybe like TWO PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE world actually get her respect
She's such a bitch and I love when I can make her show up in a thread
It's Applesauce
omg
applesauce....... somehow cuter than expected but still mean
SCREAMING AT BABY OH NOOO
barbie and ken are also very good
lucifer understanding every little bop of her morse code: lmao
SORRY PARA you are baby to her
Watch your lug feet while you're lifting things. Also lift her, she does not feel like jumping up onto the shelf to have her Fancy Feast (which may or may not be people she turned into mice)
Watch your lug feet while you're lifting things. Also lift her, she does not feel like jumping up onto the shelf to have her Fancy Feast (which may or may not be people she turned into mice)
She's just so amused the devil is coming by the bar like. HA HA you can understand me. Good. So what brings Applesauce back here?
Big cat smile
Big cat smile
tbh he loves cats. even evil ones. he will probably bring her presents
Also Envy gets the nickname: Little Worm
aww AWW Lucifer Christ
She just like. Ok. This one can stay.
She just like. Ok. This one can stay.
HES A GOOD BOY
HE IS SUCH A GOOD BOY
Please provide the most premium tuna cans thank you Applesauce. The best boy
Depending on the gift, because she is ALL about making a deal. Like she would have no problems throwing Greed under the bus
So here's what you wanna do if you wanna grab Fuck Boy's attention.
Depending on the gift, because she is ALL about making a deal. Like she would have no problems throwing Greed under the bus
So here's what you wanna do if you wanna grab Fuck Boy's attention.
Cats know no gods or masters
oh hes making a deal w a fuckin cat now
AHAHAHAHAHA
casually brings her fresh fish he snagged out of the heaven ocean
no reason
dont look over here greed
hes the devil from the bible he just likes cats
Oh my GOD
wow dont invoke his dad like that
DJDJD WHEEZES
Greed just ?? did Kam make friends with the devil from the bible?
Meanwhile Kam is BETRAYING his ass for a fish. She'll sell his ass for a corn chip
Greed just ?? did Kam make friends with the devil from the bible?
Meanwhile Kam is BETRAYING his ass for a fish. She'll sell his ass for a corn chip
kam is a queen and deserves her fish
god tho. im just imagining lucifer and kam gossiping now lmao
SHE WOULD
He brings her the best fish, he gets the hot hot goss
He brings her the best fish, he gets the hot hot goss
That's the rule
hes into it he loves gossip
spill the tea girl he brought you an entire heaven tuna
SIN HOURS. I need this, I’m about to throw shit at work
THEN I AM HAPPY TO PROVIDE
Oh she will spill EVERYTHING for heaven tuna
Oh she will spill EVERYTHING for heaven tuna
What does he wanna know? That's the real question. Bring a notebook, Applesauce.
hes got his pen ready
Also accessories I AM SORRY work blows ass please survive, don't die
I'll post dumb shit here for entertainment
I'll post dumb shit here for entertainment
She's just like ha ha get fucked Avarice.
Here's everything he likes, everything he doesn't, his weekly schedule, where he goes when he's not at the Nest. Favorite places in Hell and Heaven. What makes him absolutely trip over himself
Here's everything he likes, everything he doesn't, his weekly schedule, where he goes when he's not at the Nest. Favorite places in Hell and Heaven. What makes him absolutely trip over himself
nodding along as he takes his notes
This pleases her so so much. Someone needs to put a sin in his place.
And not the stab him and make him immobile kind, but write that down too in case he's an idiot
More Tuna plz and thank u
And not the stab him and make him immobile kind, but write that down too in case he's an idiot
More Tuna plz and thank u
continued heaven-grade for u girl hes got u
Her new favorite person. What a well behaved man
Now she can give you dirt on the employees
Now she can give you dirt on the employees
hee hee
You spoil me so good!
Kam. Kaaaaaaam.. be Noi’s friend. If she finds out she likes fish she would come back with a fucking whale lmao
NOT BARBIE AND KEN
fearless really is a limp noodle tho
not tits ;A;
Noi is now also in the running for Best Fish Monger. Her nickname is Brick
BARBIE AND KEN
Barbie and Ken are so perfect, I just need Veneer to break into I’m just KVen in the middle of heaven with some muscle-y backup dancers
i mean seras it is your biggest asset
holy shit that would be so good
he is good at doing stuff...
sob... check book
love_letters he is a limp dragon noodle like. Impress her, space boy. So far you're like ramen that's sat out boiling for too long
vapeslug you are the tits of the operation. Start fucking using them. Or she will ruin every romantic encounter you have in and outside the Nest by appearing from the dark and letting her eyes just GLOW
Also drink your blood juice and stop being a turd about it
wafflicious he's the money, he counts the money. Really cash isn't her thing, that's Fuck Boy's whole deal. She's here to watch people beat one another into oblivion
But that money goes to tuna cans. So count it right, Check Book
But that money goes to tuna cans. So count it right, Check Book
And keep WORMS out of your OFFICE
That's where TUNA FUNDS are
Buy a fucking lock
Funny enough she only met him once, but Alastor? He gets called by his actual name
Now that is how someone should act
Now that is how someone should act
god of course she likes alastor
he can impress her!!! he carries wood!!! he fights good!!! fuck off!!!
spends every shift trying to impress a cat
spends every shift trying to impress a cat
then finally ties a bell to the end of his tail and swings it in front of her
Uh huh. He carries a lot of people's wood doesn't he
... Shit the bell
shaky shaky
She will destroy you later
Bell first
scooting his tail along like a snake like : 3
She agrees with Greed on that re: Fearless is a little shit
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes space boy
ooh he loves prizes : 3
Fearless Any-Attention-is-Attention McOrphanman
As she continues to chase this bell and curse her cat instincts
But YES Kam is always up for grabs if people wanna use her
Not at the Nest? No problem she'll visit
Note to self: make an icon placeholder for Kam
But people can write her as they please. I just wanted a little horrible creature Greed had to make a deal with
Don't let her find out shit about you, she will betray you
a terrible little thing. i love her
Also someone make a deal with her to be her personal assistant
She needs someone to buy her coats
Bald is beautiful, work it you bald ass cat. You don’t need no coats
what if she gets col
a hoe never gets cold
Damn he beat me to it
LMAO
i saw your vision
same brain cell
Jsjsjdjd FUCK
This is true. A hoe never gets cold
She just wants everyone to tell her how amazing she is
She just wants everyone to tell her how amazing she is
And then she'll immediately leave without acknowledging their praise
me a million years later but WHY LMAO
Because he's interesting. And probably easy to bother
Also he picks things up and puts them down
Also he picks things up and puts them down
Pick her up and put her down on the highest self possible. No plz or thank u
hdhdhshhx he's just like yes ma'am ): sorry ma'am
...I see why he's baby now
She knows
She always knows
also just drops this here like: https://nestingdevil.dre...
have fun
immediately texts the cat
WHEEZING
LMAO her inbox is going to explode and I am so here to stalk it
She's such a BITCH
i love her your honor
i am SO GLAD
he did buy a lock tyvm!
GOOD
Won't stop her from appearing on his desk from time to time
Open her can of tuna, would you? Fuck Boy is out
that could be anyone, but also sure
i keep laughing like. what if greed looks at the cats phone and sees lucifer bribing her with fish for deets on greed
Nanami is POLITE and a GENTLEMAN. She doesn't trust the rest of the weirdos to open her can of tuna
Kamora would eat the phone
these are her deals
fuck off Fuck Boy
LMAO
good for her tbh
but also if she is BRIBED well
get equally fucked Applesauce
NO LOYALTY
fish is fish
tbh he would expect nothing else from a deal maker
GOOD MAN don't trust the cat
no one trust the cat
BUT
lucifer has anxiety but he also feels like probably greed would consider it a sign of deep interest and Wanting To Be Wanted By Him so hes not like. absurdly worried
Oh yeah, he wouldn't actually give a shit
He would more be like WOW KAM
WOWIE FUCKIN ZOWIE just full frontal with his secrets huh
Let a guy LIVE he opens your TUNA
Kam: 
Slides back in here
When the Nest isn't open, and I've already mentioned it before, but he does do other odd jobs around Hell mostly
When the Nest isn't open, and I've already mentioned it before, but he does do other odd jobs around Hell mostly
Sometimes in Heaven but mostly Hell
And one of the things he is good at doing oddly enough? Gutting buildings out
See Nest 1.0 and Nest 2.0
See Nest 1.0 and Nest 2.0
Just tearing carpet up with his claws, throwing shit out the window, ripping down wallpaper. Probably causing damage in the process but hey.
wait thats perfect actually
charlie has multiple buildings for potential hotels but all of them nead some real fuckin work and one needs to be gutted from all the shit in it iirc
WELP guess the crew has a job
ROLLS UP SLEEVES it's pilferin' time
Multiple buildings.. time to christen them all 
SOMEBODY BRING HIM A TRUCK there's gunna be STUFF
you're not bringing back torn up carpet and wallpaper
Yes he is
And whatever weird shit he can find
Look at this fucking broken cuckoo clock
Shaking it hoping there is a prize inside
Greed would end up being the ONE guy where the therapists and cleaners from Hoarders say oh fuck no, we ain’t touching that
EXACTLY
Also I submit to you Evidence A Your honor
This Can Only End Well
They carved his name on it
they carved his name on it!!
a tearing things apart party you say?
tearing things aparty...
Greed just kicking down the door to the Nest: COME ON FUCKOS WE GOT WORK
BRING A BUCKET AND A MOP
ALSO A TRUCK
can it be ven's stupid gaudy truck?
YES
Load up the sparkle wagon
LOAD UP THE SPARKLE WAGON
load up the sparkle wagon lskdhfsf
Nanami is just going to quietly get rid of all the weird trash over the next week or so when he thinks Greed won't notice
....
BETRAYAL
(he will not notice because he comes back with more stuff)
Also all the Nesters would be expected on this job
Just fyi
good
g o o d
See Greed if he ever tries to do some sort of Xingese celebration in Hell
Oh wow RUDE
GOD!!
don't be scared!
waaaah those are cute
mlem
oh yeah i need you to know daily made me lucifer porn icons so now everyone is in fucking danger
once i up his acct more.
THEY ARE super fucking cute
Also WHEEZING
Daily I can't believe you've done this (I can)
Daily I can't believe you've done this (I can)
hee hee. rip to anyone that wants to fuck him.
I made like 100 icons, get fucked Greed lmao
oh my god
GOOD LORD
Lucifer’s going to show him why the devil really went down to Georgia
LMAO
im not uling all of them bc that's an entire third of a premium paid but i am going to ul a solid chunk
COUGHING FUCK djsjdj
That’s the reason I made so many, so you could pick some faves
bc I'm gross this is my favorite
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YES! I loved the angle of that one, had to cap it
no stop
why
im leaving
NIP
commits another crime and goes to take a nap
mm MM MM MM THAT IS the good shit
oh he is gonna come all right
whoOF
whEEZE
no regrets NO TAKE BACKS middle fingers all the way down to the pit
Also if Greed does throw this wild ass Xingese / Dublith themed bloc party uh
He's lighting a firework from his teeth
Sorry
"Somebody light this thing."
Holding the stick it's on in his mouth with a shit eating grin
You may be saying Greed no
But all he hears is Greed yes
But all he hears is Greed yes
greed. honey.
let him LIVE
Sorry Para your possession partner is an IDIOT
actually he might be into it, he wants to see him regenerate-
WELL THEN NOW IS THE TIME
Points to the sign again
I mean...I'm still judging-
greed. no.
Listen it's FINE
Everything is FINE and June was a shit show, let him shoot off a firework from his mouth
Also being a bastard on main 
smh if you wanted something to explode in your mouth
BIG OL WINK hey if the offer's on the table
oh it is
Ok but still let him do one firework trick for fun
It'll look cool, he promises
It'll look cool, he promises
God I hate him
This Can Only End Well
This Can Only End Well
Do Not Light A Firework In Your Mouth
I knew firework was a euphemism
look the euphemism version is fine for the mouth thing. the real firework is the issue
BIG OL HOMUNCULUS WHINING
Fine FINE FINE huff huff
Still throwing firecrackers off the roof
Still throwing firecrackers off the roof
cmere buddy hell keep you occupied
firecrackers off the roof is fine
Mammon thinks they’re treats and eats one
LMAO
good.
He does this out of respect but also a little bit whining
But he'll listen for once in his life fine.
But he'll listen for once in his life fine.
Mammon isn't invited to the cool bloc party. It's for Cool People only twinkle dick sorry. Rules. The stars and shit. Ain't in the cards. But go enjoy that, hope it's a spicee one for ya
Greed whenever he hears about or sees something related to Mammon just all four hands, middle fingers
blows a kiss 2 the cooler greed
B}
hee hee
taps the sign
lmao
Sjsksjd CRYING
afjsdiugsdghsdg
HAHAHAAA
YOU FUCKERS WISH YOU WERE AS COOL AS HIM 
MEET HIM IN THE PIT TWINKIES
HE WILL SIT ON YOU FONZIE
fonzie im losign it
I am losing it a little bit
genetically discombobulated meme animal
genetically discombobulated meme animal
Swag ass lizard fucking
Christ
Delinquents
♡ Art by Aida ♡
♡ Art by Aida ♡ 
Karen L.
Gross nasty things. Look what you did FMA, you made a bunch of weird little gremlins and about 4 out of 7 are hellbent on murder
BIDO. FUCK, MY HEART. But also.. murder gremlins ftw 
BIDO IS THE BEST LITTLE GUY what a cool little dude like. He's such a weirdo and Greed loves his little weirdo
Look at this dude, he climbs walls and shit, that's cool as hell
Thank goodness FMA is a series about rainbows and sunshine and he is living his best life like he deserves
Right next to Nina
SUCH A ... FEEL GOOD SERIES
We're just gunna pretend that's exactly what happened
We're just gunna pretend that's exactly what happened
I'm so happy for him
Nothing bad ever happens in FMA
(sirens muted in the distance)
Me pre-FMA: 
After:
After:
Everything's fine. Everything is perfectly fine. Don't know what you're talking about
It's not like to cost an arm and a leg or anything
I'll see myself out of my own plurk
LMAO
You motherfucker, it’s on now
hey i did nothing wrong why do i have to be collateral damage here
Every man for himself when it comes to FMA Trent
damn.....................fair though
WHEEZE