while i continue to work on tags what would it be like if our characters dated? my muselist which is super outdated lol
you know the answer to this 
well I think it would not go very well perhaps
pillowtalkative: I SURE DO bless the mess
they'd strangle each other on Valentine's Day
how romantic
hey some people are into breathplay, nothing wrong with that
the glass coffin was a valentine
if our characters dated?
gay
100%
okay more seriously tho, just motions to Warren and Gordon yapping about nonsense
they're a rollercoaster for both ridiculousness and sadness
just motions to the pjizza thread u.u lol
when u plan a whole hypothetical business over a typo
a very gross business please no one take them up on it
warren wanting to make a whole ass business because he loves the stupid name
this is why he's not allowed to do anything
don't let warren get drunk
okay but Gordon is proud of Jizzeria
AS HE SHOULD BE
gordon: jizzeria
warren: thats my bf uwu
warren: thats my bf uwu
lol
weirdos u.u
thick ropey strands of cheese
with that special sauce
pronounced with an accent so you can't tell if he really said cheese
the accent makes it a fancy pjizza
screams
i'm just saying if ya'll are bored and want to read two idiot nerds being weirdos
strap in
and then go listen to red valley or else 
me reading this and realizing that at some point in time someone has absolutely tried to fuck a calzone
someone definitely has
thats the side dish to the pjizza
jizzone
cumzone
welcome to the cumzone
OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE
warren is proud of his tagline uwu
they'll sell jizzy pop instead of fizzy pop
this has gotten so out of control
is it still carbonated?
ofc!!!!!!!!
i imagined that and gagged a little
As tasty and exciting as a pop rocks blowjob! 8D
also this fucking thread they're so messy even talking about sims
THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL JETIROTH
also love that the jizz pop is what did it for you LMFJO
im gonna have to burn this plurk
look i just imagined a carbonated jizz drink
and my brain went no no thank you
and yes, we've ruined this plurk LOL
im blaming gordon and warren
solid plan of action
no one will be mad at them they're too cute
imPOSSIBLE
squishes them
i love when they draw gordon with longer hair
SAME
pokes warren's peekaboo nip
Peekaboo Nip is my new band name
okay but what kinda band
death metal band Peekaboo Nip
nah it's gotta be babymetal
they can open for gordon's band