Jersey sucks: you can't pump your own gas, but you have to get out and pay at the cash register inside. = ?????
Republicans are even more than ever losing whatever was left of their fucking minds
I guess they felt "young adults trying to get entry level jobs do not magically have advanced skills yet" would be a bit too obvious
right
"Rip Donald Sutherland/God took the wrong Donald " was not a take i expected to see today
They tried to give her an easy out BUT NOPE
oh okay ta the start. She's going to get soooooooooo fucked now
is that distinct from every other time they do anything
Oh it's the Louisiana thing (putting 10 commandments in the classroom) but I didn't know it was a specific denomination even
They're absolutely correct
And it was go hiking with a geek day
"CC do you mean yourself or Kyle?" That's the joke
I'd love to go hiking with you, but
"Economists are not sure how much of X% inflation is due to corporate greed in light of (1.1*X)% rise in corporate profits."
Economists are either lying or can't do math.
to be fair, there is the "lack of rise income" which is also exacerbating the greedflation because it makes it -feel- worse to everyone
Funny enough Jason asked me earlier what my favorite corporation is and my Mom was like "NONE SHE HATES THEM ALL" and I said "Valve. I GUESS." "are they evil?" "They're let's say least evil I can think of?" "What do they do?" "Oh steam. They used to make games, TF2, Portal, etc. but now they just marketplace." "So they're not all about the money?" "No,
they are 100000000000% all about the money, they're just not stupid about it. and there's no overhead, it's digital, so they're not relying on rare mineral mining or cheap Asian/African borderline slavery labor, and they don't even do crypto shit because they've just found it unwieldy lol"
i wonder if cannon got spooked a bit by being offered recusal
Nah she was asked to do it BEFORE THE CASE STARTED, it's just been leaked PUBLICLY now :V
and all she did was just ADD MORE FUCKING DELAYS so
Reminding me constantly Jesus was, in fact, quite intelligent.
Imagine hating yourself as much as Republicans do lol
While the Louisiana law was being signed, they had a bunch of kids behind the governor and a little girl passed out from the heat and the governor did nothing
I don't know how to make this more obvious
"Won't someone think of the children? I mean, I sure ain't gonna, that's why I ask."
the Ten Commandments sound very authoritarian if you don't think too much about their meaning or context or take them very seriously, so they're attractive to authoritarians and people who want to put on airs of Law and Order and push theocracy without actually being meaningfully restricted as a consequence
here's hoping someone manages to install The Law of Themela next to it
I do want the beauitudes but they know Trump has broken all 10 as regularly as he can, right?
.....i mean, probably not all ten
i doubt that he's actually murdered anyone, himself
Not himself, but definitely ordered it and I'm STILL convinced he paid for the Epstein hit
I mean he could have, for sure, but there are a lot of people more capable than "it's fine I'll just refuse to return the documents and hide them in the bathroom" who'd also really not want Epstein talking
it would be a little weird for that one crime to be so uncharacteristically competent next to all his others that have his fingerprints and his direct agents' fingerprints all over them the instant anyone takes a look
if I somehow were obligated to defend Trump from that accusation in a court of law, my first go-to argument would be that he hasn't been declaring out of the blue that he didn't kill Epstein every time anyone speaks to him
I'll still put money down he did