[memes] to combine two that i'm seeing on my timeline for true s alliteration - ask me shippy questions and/or sickness questions (i.e. what my characters are like when they're sick)
You have seen now that for Walter it's his throat that always gets worse when he's sick. What is it for Misty. Stomach? Fever?
oh my god PLEASE tell me what shaw is like when she's sick
ancillaries tension headaches. nothing chronic, no migraines or anything, but she gets the stabbing-pain-from-stress thing and being sick absolutely counts as stress
she soothes them with hot water bottles and tea <3
sluttyfeet "I'M FINE" /stands up, runs around doing ridiculous superhero shit despite feeling like death warmed over, shoots some perps in the knees, goes home and collapses for fourteen hours straight
if shaw gets a cold or the flu, so does everyone on the team, because she shows up to their headquarters regardless
lmaooooo
i would expect nothing else from her tbh
i think if she was ill beyond just the sniffles and if there wasn't anything big going on, she'd rest up, but the instant one of her teammates was in danger all bets would be off and she'd be up and out there despite coughing up a lung or w/e
lmao
of course
duct-taping one's wounds closed is incredibly normal behavior
zerxus is so deeply concerned about all the people who are like him in worlds without healing magic
how the fuck did you all survive this long
Shaw 8| ducttape??
she was offered access to insta-revival healing magic on the barge and basically went "sounds weird. in major emergencies only, pls"
working with what she's got!!!!
she also uses duct tape to make a makeshift gun holster at one point
...Abel is questioning his thigh holster, make him a more easily concealed one out of ducttape Shaw, so he doesn't have to bother the admiral xD
she absolutely would if he asked!!!
He just feels really weird about wearing it when he's in shorts at the gym. Help him out. Maybe he'll mention it when he asks for her to just, keep an eye out for him.
it's not quite so bad but it's giving 'I look like I'm trying out for a porn in these 5" inseam shorts and my fucking stun gun.'
Natasha absolutely agrees that duct tape makes a suitable temporary bandage.
see, NATASHA gets it; NATASHA is reasonable!!!
BBitsaboi shaw's reaction to that would be an inward "oh that's hot", so she gets the need to have alternate options, lmao
Ahahaha xD He probably wouldn't mind looking like that on his off time, but at work it's just inappropriate
Abel's best features are his legs and his ass, so he won't not be showing them off now that he can wear something other than a skin tight flight suit.
you can get the tension and pressure and adhesive to close 'er up, all in one! 
Okay but does Malcolm win the “describe my character badly” meme?
the description in that comment actually fits her well!!
YEAH!
he thought so anyway 😆
it does! it's only the "stickler for rules" bit that makes cole go "lol have you MET shaw"
um yeah she yells at us for cowboy lawlessness